Disrespectful‼️ #teaVwatcherz - Read article here via The Root: Apparently confused by someone who said they wanted to get to know the “Most High,” two Georgia women who were trying to “lift his name,” now face felony drug charges after they were arrested by narcotics officers for peddling marijuana edibles at a church event.
According to WJLA, on Friday, September 14, 28-year-old Ebony Cooper and 26-year-old Leah Pressley attended an event hosted by a Savannah, Ga. church. The event featured local entrepreneurs selling their products and was hosted by a vendor outside the church. Unimpressed by these women’s Mary, Mother of Jane ministry, the Chatham-Savannah Counter Narcotics Team either received a vision from God or was tipped off by a hating-ass heathen who doesn’t understand the Bible verse in Second Marijuanians 2:3 about sharing the beautiful gifts of the earth among the members of the church.
So, according to a Facebook post by the CNT, they started watching 28-year-old Ebony Cooper, who had a booth selling cereal treats, brownies, pudding and other weed-infused treats designed to help the saints get nearer to thee, o Lord. The officers even bought a few of the products and, while they would not confirm whether or not they consumed any, they suspiciously got the munchies and forgot where they put their keys.
After the women were finished keeping the saints lifted, the narcotics officers followed the pair, probably trying to find their drug lab, or what some dope dealers refer to as “the kitchen.” When they finally apprehended the high-rolling bake sale cartel, cops seized $1,000 in cash, a large amount of edibles and a loaded firearm.