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What's that?! I just want my money back πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ @trashyqueen_ go follow for more laughs @trashyqueen_ .
#whatisthis #icantdeal #whyamilikethis #why #thatshorrible #girlsstuff

Send me some good vibes for the hills tomorrow! Make sure you get your flat runner ready tonight. You DO NOT have to be running @thesfmarathon or even a race to win! (Swipe to see.) Just show us your flat runner & tag @jaybirdsport and you could score some sweet new headphones *shoots finger guns* #whyamilikethis #poweryourpassion #runwild #mckirdytrained

When @big_like_broly has had enough of my shit and turns into an actual statue so he doesn't have to deal with it anymore #byefelicia

Me afff πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
Deflecting all uncomfortable emotions thru humor.... or unecessary sexual energy #whyamilikethis
Eeewww #feelings #whatarethose #shepostβ™»β™»

The one time @buzzfeed got it right about me πŸ˜«πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚ #quiz #buzzfeed #refrigerator #themoreyouknow #usedtobecool #whyamilikethis

I'd like my insta to be an authentic portrayal of where I'm at in my life: I love food. I'm on a spiritual journey that involves trying every chocolate chip cookie that crosses my path. If I remember correctly the one in the first picture had chocolate chunks (Why are people still putting these in their cookies??) but it had a very respectable crunch to softness ratio. The second pic shows my love for sandwiches. They always taste better when they're made by someone else andddd Hawaiian rolls were definitely involved. Also, there's a pic of Oprah's wax figure (they really jacked BeyoncΓ© up lol) because she's the loml and she allegedly just recently got a tongue piercing (no judgement, O!). The last picture depicts my undying love for free food and buffet settings. I love being first in line and I will mow your child/grandma down so watch out πŸ™ƒπŸ‘πŸΎ #whyamilikethis

When I'm given caffeine past 8pm. #cycling #sharkweek #nocturnal #whyamilikethis πŸ˜…

My friend on holiday vs me on holiday #ExpectationsVsReality #WhyAmILikeThis

Planned on eating healthier starting today, but donuts 🍩 #yolo #donutsoverabs #whyamilikethis πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ


Throw back to the glory days of using this as my profile picture for Bebo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#throwback #whyamilikethis

This is what happens when I decide to sort my makeup and test my lipsticks at 2AM #nofilter #makeupparty #whyamilikethis

What my boys have to deal with #whyamilikethis #itaintgayifyallboys

Forgive me for saying this, but this weighs heavy on my heart.
I regret that I ever took that Ancestry DNA test. What was supposed to be something fun and interesting turned into something that would cause me nothing but heartache and overwhelming depression this last year and a half.
I love the family I have met. All of them. The siblings, the parents, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, and everyone in between. I'm glad I met them. I'm glad they're in my life.
But at the same time, I feel like it's taken a huge chunk out of who I am, who I thought I was, who I want to be.
I don't feel like I belong to any family now. The brother and sister I met, I feel like I was just an after thought. They had already met, established a relationship, and here's me, barging in to what they already had. I don't feel as though I have a connection to either one, because they have each other, they don't need me. I see the relationship they have and it makes me jealous.
I feel like I've lost the relationship I had with my real (adoptive) family. I am scared that my parents and the siblings I grew up with resent me because I've met biological family. I am scared they think that I've replaced them.
I'm scared that I will turn out to have all of the bad qualities from each side, and none of the good.
I feel like a bad secret that no one wants to talk about. I feel like I was robbed and cheated out of knowing siblings. Siblings who I'm pretty sure don't give a fuck either way.
No one wants to acknowledge that these family reunions have negative impact on the people involved. Maybe not all, but some. They expect you to be happy, because that's all they want to see. It makes good television.
I wish I could go back in time and save that 100 dollars and spend it on something else. But I can't. So instead, I'll agonize over things that I can't change.
I love the family I've met, but I don't know if I'll ever feel like I belong anywhere. I thought I knew who I was, before all of this. Now I'm not so sure. #rant #adopted #adoption #ancestrydna #foundling #emo #regret #allthefeels #whyamilikethis #adopt #adoptedkid #adoptedkids #abandonedbabies

I bought a book of Old English Poetry because I'm a hipster like that. (Opens page on Edgar Allan Poe because is clichΓ©) .
#vintage #book #poetry #literature #old #books #edgarallanpoe #poems #late #monday #photography #summer #latina #lifestyle #blog #blogger #hipster #insomnia #influencer #quotes #whyamilikethis #bibliophile #english #reading #reads #aesthetics #classics #mood

Takes zzzquil at 10PM. Stays awake till 3 am looking at YouTube videos about space travel. πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜΄#WhyAmILikeThis #CantSleep #GoingToRegretItInTheMorning #FML

My old entry always bothered me (harsh, choppy lighting and weird eyes) so i just redrew/recolored pretty much everything lmao (and on the day before the end of the contest too shame on me). Also, I already deleted my first entry, so pls judge this one and not the other one -
#mitsu_qo_artcontestentry #whyamilikethis

Tries to make strawberry simple syrup, makes strawberry jelly. Why am I like this? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #failure #seriously #whyamilikethis #cantmakeanythingright #howdoesoneevencook #cooking?? #howaboutdying #becauseiam #rip

Ay, have more Rick, cause I love this man πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™ Anyway, I seriously feel like garbage. I'm really struggling to push through work because I just don't feel well... I started feeling like crap on Friday, but today I just felt the worst. Tomorrow is my last day before my three days off, so I'm hoping to god I can push through and that I don't wake up tomorrow feeling worse than today. I hate calling out of work and always try not to no matter how sick I am. I'm going to do my best to pull through. I downed like a full bag of cough drops today just to keep my throat from hurting so bad, since that was like ALL I had to help me get through my shift. That, and two bottles of water that I couldn't drink cause my throat was on fire. Plus I get my usual migraines on top of it all... I'm a fucken a mess this weekend, but still manage to do what I gotta do. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ // #rickandmorty #rickandmortycosplay #ricksanchez #ricksanchezc137 #ricksanchezcosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #mortyc137 #rickandmortyseason3 #mortysmith #imdoomed #mylife #whyamilikethis

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