☝🏾️So, an hour after landing I entered an exclusive beach front party and headed straight for the buffet table like the classy lady I am. Piled high a plate and sat alone in the darkest corner so that no one could see how many spring rolls I was really fitting in my mouth. We then went on to a Mexican club where I was offered a lot of money to prostitute for a man old enough to be my father. We then moved on to another bar where I married a lovely Russian man and later ended up staring at naked women in a strip club at 4am.
Hey Cape Town i'm back 😏✨ #WhoNeedsAlcohol