The most personable affair, one far from traditional. I mean, five speeches loaded with highly inappropriate, sexually explicit, witty, and profoundly educational humor, I don’t think it gets any better than that. If a wedding is defined by the speeches delivered, this is the wedding of the year. .
Here a short excerpt from one of the speeches - “The first piece of wisdom I have is for Jerome. The shorter the grass, the taller the tree. I think this one speaks for itself. I don’t care if you friends call you Long Dong Wong, do not underestimate the power of manscaping and illusion. It’s always better to overpromise and under deliver.” Asian men, this is for all of us.
Thank you Jerome, Adele, and all members of the bridal party for the invaluable advice u have given us. Like the best way to spend a date night (in 3 minutes), the medicinal benefits of Difflam, and how to outgrow the awkward phases (and faces) of childhood.
Those are some of the best speeches I have ever laughed so hard at 😂