[Obligatory irrelevant inspirational selfie quote]
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
--Bob Monkhouse ^editor's note: no other passengers were screaming, bleeding, or dying during this car selfie, since as every seasoned car selfier knows, the best car selfies are taken on solo trips while jamming out Drag Me Down and Perfect (by One Direction, duh!!), preferably played loudly and in quick succession.