#wheresthetimemachine

MOST RECENT

Honestly I just wanna skip my whole 20’s because then I wouldn’t have so much pressure on me right now. #wheresthetimemachine

TBT...this was before the wife and kids. I can’t even remember when. Anyway, I’m rockin the Men’s Fur coat, extra grease in my hair and a nice after dinner cigar at my cousin Vinny’s house. This is a picture of an actual picture. Remember those? #mensfurcoat #greasedhair #fuhgetaboudit #mycousinvinny #pastafagioli #nofugazy #dippitydo #wheresthetimemachine

I want to wish one of my dearest and closest friends a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🙌🏽 you’ve made 17 years of friendship amazing! And I’m blessed to have you as a friend.. who turned into family. I sure hope my kids find a friend as good as you. I wish you an amazing year! Love ya Debo. #weoldnow #happybirthday #sidesanddeb #scurrcscurscurbdyscur

About 24 hours from now makes me 19 years of age but it doesn't change who I am. And as I am not the same person I was yesterday there is so much more to learn and grow for the days to come.
And while things are happening terrifyingly fast I like who I'm growing up to be 🦋#birthdayinaday #April23 #Taurusseason #noble19 #wheresthetimemachine

Me and my not so little man anymore. The old wise tale is true folks! Treasure your kids as much as you can while the are young, they grow up too soon! #babyboy #lovehim #junior #wheresthetimemachine

Currently crying my eyes out while looking at our birth photos. Yesterday while we were out bowling with friends my TEN MONTH OLD pulled his hand away so he could walk on his own. I have not been mentally preparing for this! For the past month or so he’s been walking but hasn’t been brave enough to do it without mommy or daddy’s hand holding his. Well not anymore now he wants to do it all on his own. Slow down Kingaroo slow down. 😭💕 .
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#motherhooduncut #motherhoodunhinged #motherhoodunveiled #motherhoodrising #raisingtinyhumans #boymom #mamabear #momlifeisthebestlife #SAHM #vscomom #instababies #nurturingbabies #10montholdwalking #sendchocolateandcoffee #wheresthetimemachine

When you peaked at the age of 9. Once an island boy, always an island boy 👶🌅 #tbt #easylife #wheresthetimemachine #kaibo #1999

Missing #Japan soooooooo much 👺 #wheresthetimemachine

How many highlighters does it take to go through 12 months of bank statements?
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I don't know, I'm working on my second, sliding into the third one and only in August 2017 statements!! This financial detox here...😔😭😭 I want to be a kid again!!!! #FinancialWellnessProgram #Detox #WheresTheTimeMachine #ItWillBeWellWorthIt #ImTellingYouFirst

3 1/2 looking like she is 6!! Why hasn’t anyone invented a time machine so I could slow down time?!! .
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#chloeelizabeth #sonybabyboom #stopgrowing #3years #littlegirls #socute #wheresthetimegone #wheresthetimemachine @sony.chloe 📷: @livforever94

What? How? When?? Middle School Orientation for our baby girl!!! #momnotready #future6thgrader #wheresthetimemachine #timeslowdown #mybabygirl #appleofoureye

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