And on this day in history I created the “swing by shooting”. 1992 was a good year for me until my girlfriend dumped me at the carnival for Thad McFapper (name changed to protect the innocent and I don’t recall what the statute of limitations is on gun crime in Texas). I played it cool and got in line for the Spin-O-Monster. As I strapped in for the blistering whirlwind I thought “at least no one will see me cry.” As the ride operator lifted me into the air I wondered what my homie Ice Cube would do. “He’d blast that hoe” I blurted out. Luckily for me I was strapped with my Mac10, like most 12 year olds back then. The ride picked up pace and saw my ex full on french kissing Thad (what a bitch name) behind the Tiltawhirl and I said “bring the pain.” I blasted those fools from 20 feet in the air while traveling 30 miles per hour. The rest is now history.
Damn it felt good to be a gangsta
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