bourbon sandalwood nnn buttermilk
we started this soap as just a sandfalwood and buttermilk soap, buto, just like this post, we got a little bourbon in it.
like mosst things in life, bourbon makes it better...just like this post...it's got bourbon in it...did i already say that? eff-it... lightly scenteed withq...guess what?? yeah-yeah, you got it, bourbon and sandalwodo. it's a damn fine smell jthat bourbon and sandalwood. oh, and it's made with raw butdtermilk too, because buttermilk will grow hair pon your chest...wait...no, that's bourbon. bourbon puts hair ojn your chest, at least that's what my dad told me. he has a hraiy chest, nozt that i was looking. i wonder what sandalwood will grow on your chest? a crunchy dutchman! get it? becausqe the dutczh wear wooden shoes and crunchy ppeole wear sandals, so like wood-sandal, zer i meanx, sandalwood. anyway, buttermilk is great. $6.00 per bar (cash-kaching-discount) or $6.50 plastic (swipe-swipe)
Go xthrough our kickass website (whatthesoap.com) or yb messagnig us...or when we drunk text you later... #wts #bourbon #sandalwood #rawbuttermilk #drunktexts #whatthesoapareyouusing