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okay okay OKAY. what happened was... I had to go to the vet. and I didn’t want to go to the vet. so I went full body weight flat on the ground HOPING my mom would get the message. she didn’t. and here we are. #lookaway #thisissoembarrassing #mysistersstroller #secretyloveit #thelazylife #mistergus

first I 💩 on the floor, then I take shelter in my sister’s flipped over ball pit. you got a better idea? #thunderstorms 🌪 ⛈ #seemslikeanappropriatereaction #howdoyouthunderstorm #mistergus

🎥🔊 Do you hear how my blonde personal assistant named Mom just talks, Talks, TALKS?! She’s like that ALL THE TIME! Honestly, to me, it’s just “Blah, blah, blah, breakfast? Blah, blah, blah, lizard? Blah, blah, blah, outside?” ALL DAY LONG! Anybully want to trade personal assistants with me? 🎥🔊 #saturdayfatterday #milkboneaddict #sittingmomsfavoriteway #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs #loveislove

In case of Vacuum Cleaner attack, avoid making direct eye contact and edge toward the nearest exit. #protip #voiceofexperience #everyweekitsthesamething #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs #loveislove

Hello. This is the voice mailbox of Lolie The Bullie. You have reached me outside my normal office hours. I’m open Monday through Friday between the hours of Breakfast and Dinner. Call back later, or you’re welcome to leave a message...I’m sure I’ll figure out how to retrieve my voicemails SOMETIME! #bankershours #itsadogslife #sleepingbeauty #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs #loveislove

It was a gloomy morning, but the sun’s finally out, so I’m taking a Vitamin D break! #junegloom #bathingbeauty #notanlines #bulldogs #lolie #loveislove #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

Scrappy Dappy Doo didn’t eat all his breakfast, and I know how you hate waste, Mom; so I finished it up for you. #yourewelcome #imhelpfulthatway #wastenotwantnot #tongueouttuesday #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

Happy Father’s Day to all the great dads, but especially to my Number One Favorite Dad: My Dad! He sits on the floor with me, plays in the water with me, dries me off when MEAN Mom gives me a bath, and drops...accidentally on purpose...yummy bits from his plate (Shh, don’t tell Mean Mom. It’s OUR secret...) Tied for second place, My Number Two Favorite Dads, are Scrappy Dappy Doo’s dad, our son, @chrisw_1995; and White Mo’s dad, our son, @bike_wang. #happyfathersday #loveislove #luckyinlove #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

🎥🔊 I used to think catching 20 treats in a row was an accomplishment. Now I feel like getting out of bed in the morning deserves a reward! 🎥🔊 #gettingoldersucks #theoldgreymaresheaintwhatsheusedtobe #olderbutwiser #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

🎥🔊 Mom gave me my nighttime treat, and I ate it, but then I fell asleep and forgot to stop chewing. 🎥🔊 #sleepeating #icaneatwithmyeyesclosed #lipsmackinggood #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

Now, Mom, don’t go acting like you caught me doing something shady. I’m not NAPPING, you know! Sometimes, it pays to PRETEND to sleep while I’m on guard duty. The bad guys...Neighbor Cat, Scaly lizards, Foul Gopher...get careless when they see me lying down! #neighborhoodwatchdog #iamaprofessional #sneakattackstrategy #itsallpartofmyplan #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

🎥🔊 As a general rule, I’m not known for being speedy, but I think I just broke the World Record for sunglasses destruction. I’m so proud! 🎥🔊 #itsagift #braggingrights #iwearmysunglassesatnight #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

Sometimes when I’m lizard hunting, I move so fast that I almost leave my ears behind! #likethewind #ablur #fasterthanaspeedingbullet #bulldogs #lolie #weloveourlovehandles #shorthairisbeautiful #bullysagainstbullying #englishbulldogs

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