So in Oregon this is suitable bathing attire, year-round. And that wind whipping through my husband’s beard? Standard. Fail, Oregon, fail.
Which means there is no bikini hook for today’s post about @welleco Super Elixir. You’ll just have to imagine how spritely I feel on the inside of that wetsuit. So spritely.
And, honestly, 98% of the people who come into the shop (religiously) to buy Elle Macpherson’s magic, alkalising, rebalancing greens elixir are not doing it for their bikini body either. .
We’re not gunna lie: initially we thought that Super Elixir was probably just a celebrity-pushed gimmick. But now we Have To keep Super Elixir on the shelves at all times because these devotees (let’s just call them what they are: addicted persons) swear they can feel the sluggishness after just a couple of mornings without Elle’s holy greens. And these are not bikini models. These are blokes of 60+ wearing sensible clothing and bushwalker shoes. They sought us out. Sometimes, their daughters introduced them to it. But now they’re 100% on the Super Elixir bandwagon.
Don’t believe us. Believe them. It’s Seriously. Good. Stuff.