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Celebrating one month here. It seems more like one year but hey... it was a full month. Did I learn anything? Yes. You can find this wonderful bottle of sweet german trouble at 3 euro at any Bio-Market. Long live #Deutschland and its people. Hâc.
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“So are you pretty because of your mom or because of you dad?”
Who doesn’t love cheap cheesy pick-up lines? #WelcomeToBerlin #SexyTimes

Remember what I was saying about making no more plans? I planned for an interview. And two hours later I found myself celebrating the Jewish New Years Eve. Man, how does life exactly work?

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After two days of exploring new “neighbourhoods “ of Berlin I finally come home: hungry, hangover and sleepy. And what do I find home? A fucking festival. Full of tourists. In PANKOW. With music, street food and beer. Ceremonial as fuck. Sometimes is nice to live in Pankow.
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From left to right: my will to live, my anxiety, me.
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Unemployment is an art. It’s the first time in my life when I find it hard to find a job. And I wanna work. I wanna pay takes. I even have a tax ID number. So I wake up every morning early, send CVs, and assemble more Ikea furniture that allows me to find a strategy for my current situation. Does it work? Yeah, when I receive another We are sorry to inform you that blablabla email. At this point I put even more passion in my unemployment crisis and follow Ikea instructions.

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I don’t usually met new interesting peeps but when I do they throw random dance performances in the parks. Usually I don’t understand the fuck is happening but the beers after help. Biking under the influence of substances shouldn’t be legal. Or is it illegal?

How did I get here?

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I forgot to mention I got myself a bike. He’s name is Hans. Big Hans. Found it at a flea market at 80 euros. Negotiated at 50. Since that Sunday I forgot how the s-bahn looks like. I enjoy so frickin’ much taking my bike and losing myself through the streets of this city. I think I kinda start having the “summertime sadness”. Everybody at Tempelhof knows these are the last days of summer. We stay in silence, open a beer and let the last drops of Vitamin D make love with our immune system.
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Two days ago the internet came. I can finally check the weather and I know which memes are trending. #blessed & #grateful Unfortunately downloading stuff here is illegal so I cannot watch movies (I’m still unemployed as fuck and don’t wanna fall into the Netflix & unemployed trap). So I decided to get out of the house with ma’ friends and chill.
I don’t usually take my friends to cultural fancy stuff but when I do, they take acid and get lost while trying to reach me at the concerts. So here I am, enjoying myself with some good quality time.
Was it worth it? YEAH. Man… I got soul goosebumps. I find it so pleasant that you can loose yourself to music.
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German bureaucracy is science fiction for me. But thanks to that I did my first trip out of Berlin. A lot of you will say that Spandau is in Berlin but man, NO IS NOT. I spent 1 hour and a half trying to get at to the town hall in order to registrate my ass in Deutschland. BUT NOW GUESS WHO HAS ANMELDUNG. It’s meeee. Officialy with a German residency. I. fell. alive.
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I’m cursed. The pill kicked after I left the club and entered the subway. Worst. Sunday. Morning. Here.
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If you ever feel useless just imagine there are magnets with I love Pankow that cost 3 euro. Next time you feel down think about the magnets, take a shower and get out the house.
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Berlin is 15% green space. Every 10 minutes you’ll find a nice park to chill. Today I lost myself while trying to get home and I entered the so called “communal gardens” which are basically rented small parcels of green space used to grow vegetables and fruits. Everyone can rent a space like this which usually also has a small house. Let me get my shit together and next summer I’ll invite you over my next summer house. We’ll eat some pasta made with fresh vegetables from “my garden”. Good vibes & chill
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