Megan and Tony have a gentle wedding night. Cynthia and her husband, Tanner, want nothing more than time alone, naked. Hank and Lisa haven't touched each other yet. Ashford shows Theresa the bench where he plans to rape her three times.
That is the blurb summary for one of the short stories in this book. To date, it is the weirdest fucking blurb I have ever read (including mershark porn - yes that's somehow been published). To be fair, working with books you see strange things all the time, but this stuck with me for ages and so I had to buy it when I closed down my old site. Sometimes you think a book's gonna be so bad you just have to know?! I've told enough people about the book with the random 'rape bench' that I should at least try to read it. Kinda wish I'd bought the mershark book now....
Bonus mention for best/worst cover combo; I love how vibrant it is, but that's about all it has going for it. Ignoring the excellent title though of course.
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