"Why are you in hospital, Victoria?"
TLDR: No breaks but in hospital with f*cked up leg!
The full story:
I got a mountainbike. Quite a nice one, actually. Had a cursory trial ride and all seemed to work perfectly.
Went out the next day for a jaunt in the woods. Checked map to see where the rivers are so I don't fall in. The first hour, everything was going really rather well.
Had a jaunt down the road, turned into the forest and there was 10ft drop into a shallow river that was NOT. ON. THE MAP.
Careened 10ft into said shallow river on my bike. Got up, everything spinning. Blood everywhere. After attempting to get out for 1hr under my own steam, I had to finally call for help. After a rather good looking man and his dog that was incredibly happy to see me attempted to get me out and failed , he had to knock on the street doors for help.
He came back panting: "Sorry, these peeps are all about 100 years old! I'll have to go to the next street along." Yep. All pensioners.
Eventually he found someone on the right side of half a century, and they both managed to pull me out by my arms.
One mosquito attack and a wadge of gas and air in the ambulance later, I had a 9hr wait in casualty for CT scans and X rays, before being discharged.
Was that the end of the story though?
Ended up having yet another fall on my poor battered leg, and I'm back again, this time admitted.
But hey, at least my face looks good! My makeup didn't even budge the entire time!
Quite the thing to put in one's portfolio.
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