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“Choose your battles wisely, you might not like the consequences” #twocoinsrps #vampireproblems #zombieapocalypse #survivalseries

#cardoftheday vampires can spend a long time being dead, but still undergo a dramatic change in "true death". Because the undead state can be one not chosen, or not achieved honestly, this #deathcard can be about illusions stripped away and natural order restored. Sometimes an undead soul is in a limbo state, or "lost", so this can be a coming home or a time to finally move on. Or maybe my skincare routine is failing and I'm finally going to look my age. #vampiretarot #tarotmeditation #vampirelife #vampireproblems #embraceyourcliches

pale skin squad @queenbee_of_hell @kilpersa .

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate this man who invented the air conditioner? Because without him, I’d probably need to be locked up in a mental health facility because it’s too hot and humid to fix my hair, and if I ever feel like my knees are sweating (yeah...I said knees...) it makes me want to go on a killing spree and take out those “oh, I love hot weather” people. Like shut the fuck up and put on a sweater, or you’re gonna end up inside one of my freezers, princess 🤬😂⚰️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
#FuckYeahAirConditioning #MyKneesAreSweatingSoThatMeansItsTooFuckingHotOutside #VampireProblems #SomebodyTurnDownTheFrigginSunOkay?

You know she didn’t break a sweat for nothing #twocoinsrps where the danger doubles after dark #zombieapocalypse #vampireproblems #survivalseries

I’m trying to get tan but it’s just not working... #vampireproblems#riverday

More #vampireproblems!
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Why won’t my vampire skin tan??😭😂☀️#vampireproblems #soakingupthesun #vacationtime

My favorite thing to come home too after a 8 mile run: the pool lit by moonlight. I'm working on my athleticism and endurance along with my moon tans.
My legs are so sore. My thighs are so sore. Everything feels bruised. Just suck it up, buttercup.
#downtownhtx #sundayrunday #moontans #cardio #fitness #rawchins #dontforgettostretch #vampireproblems #thingsgothsdo #ouch #nocturnal 🌘🌑🌒

The living, the dead, & the undead all in one series #zombieapocalypse #vampireproblems #twocoinsrps #comingsoon

You're totally worth going outside 🔥thanks for lending me some sunscreen
#vampireproblems #friendship #baseball

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