Current mood: "My all day bitchface is pretty fucking Cuntacular today" - mixed with a little "I don't want to interrupt, please continue your conversation. I'm just gonna hump your leg a little, then that and maybe that door frame for a bit. Yep, that's happening. Oh don't mind me, I'll finish eventually" topped with an "still processing that incredibly painful swift kick in the cunt" reality-check icing.
Must be Wednesday.
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