The most comfortable, softest onesie I have ever worn! Played 2 Truths and a Lie at church last night and nobody believed me that I wore a cow onesie yesterday. Lol #udderlyadorable #iamoosemyself
Q.What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A.It's pasture bedtime
Q.How does Lady Gaga like her steak?
A.Raw raw raw raw raw
Q.What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?
Q.What do you call an evil cow?
Q.What do you call a cow that just gave birth to her calf?
Share your cows jokes with me!