Today will most likely go down as one of the most important days in Milwaukee history because thanks to @UberEATS you can now get @McDonalds delivered straight to your home or office!
Obviously I had to try it out so I placed an order for three Quarter Pounders With Cheese and a Big Mac. I then flattened out the Quarter Pounders With a cutting board and a couple 25 pound bricks and swapped out the Big Mac buns for my flattened burgers.
I still don't have a name for my sweet new sandwich (The Triple Quarter Pounder Big Mac maybe?), but I highly suggest that McDonald's start selling it immediately!