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My late brother had this silly duck hanging in his basement to remind him to duck his head so he wouldn't run into the canoe that was suspended from the ceiling. So I had to give it a good home on my pond. #itshardtobetall #lovemybrother #twistedsenseofhumor

I hate when people ask me "who you trying to look good for???"
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Ummmm....myself......Bye!!!! ๐Ÿ™„
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Be like a flower, never compete with those next to you.....just BLOOM!
#lookpretty #shareyourfrangrance #turnyourfacetothesun #allowyourselftogrow #radiateintheworld #becolorful #sweetface #kindheart #twistedsenseofhumor #beher #bethatgirl #iamher

Everything about this makes me laugh #twistedsenseofhumor #yoga #chakras #memes

Just unearthed a long forgotten mini zine I created a very long time. Oh my goodness what was I thinking. At the risk of being banned from Instagram, I'm gonna share. The back story goes like this. I have a bizarre and twisted sense of humor. Consider this fair warning. It all began with some junk mail from Best Buy featuring their geek squad. I took extreme creative license and I took great liberties with copyrighted materials. Please don't tell the feds. I'd never survive prison and they'd take away my scissors. Swipe left to see each page of the aforementioned zine. ๐Ÿ˜†
#zine #twistedsenseofhumor

Don't you hate it when your sign auto corrects & changes "Annual" to "Anal" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ At lest I hope that was a mistake ๐Ÿ˜ณ#authorchristofforr #funny #sometimesyouhavetolaugh #twistedsenseofhumor

I love that I have receipts like this in my tax return #actorslife #itsthelittlethings #twistedsenseofhumor

Either I caught him mid blink or there is actually booze in my coffee๐Ÿ˜‚ #DontCallCPS #TwistedSenseOfHumor

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#funny #twistedsenseofhumor #ghettofabulous

Probably everyday ๐Ÿ˜‚ #twistedsenseofhumor #imanasshole #sorrynotsorry

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One of my favourite books of all time, so twisted I live it. #thestreet #paulecooley #fiendmaster #bookstagram #bookandacoffee #instabooks #reading #twistedsenseofhumor #funkymunky

Credit to @gmac529 & @danni.mango for getting me a signed copy!

I had to. It made me laugh. #sorrynotsorry #funnyshit #twistedsenseofhumor

Hello yes I'd like to make a reservation for the crazy section of hell #badchristian #twistedsenseofhumor

I hate when people ask me "who you trying to look good for???"
.....
....
Ummmm....myself......Bye!!!! ๐Ÿ™„
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Be like a flower, never compete with those next to you.....just BLOOM!
#lookpretty #shareyourfrangrance #turnyourfacetothesun #allowyourselftogrow #radiateintheworld #becolorful #sweetface #kindheart #twistedsenseofhumor #beher #bethatgirl #iamher

Me in Hell: Allrighty then Lu! Gimme the wifi password and hook it up with the Netflixโ€”It's gonna be an eternity of binge watching shows that I've failed to get through while on earth... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #lookingatthebrightside #yeahiknow #imgoingtohell #butthatsokay #wickedhumor #darkhumor #twistedsenseofhumor #laughitsfunny #donttakeyourselftooseriously #hell #lucifer #thismademelaugh

Me!โ€”In every aspect of this conversation๐Ÿ˜ˆAlthough once they learn I'm married with kids, they wonder curiously how I've managed to keep a partner so unlike me. Yeah... It's called witchcraft for a reason๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ•ฏโœจ (They usually run away after that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) #quoteoftheday #thismademelaugh #darksenseofhumor #twistedsenseofhumor #wasitsomethingisaid #pickuplines #imtheweirdo #noshame #icanrelatetothis #laughitsfunny

My late brother had this silly duck hanging in his basement to remind him to duck his head so he wouldn't run into the canoe that was suspended from the ceiling. So I had to give it a good home on my pond. #itshardtobetall #lovemybrother #twistedsenseofhumor

Muahaha yass! ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ‘ฟ #currentmood

Omg,๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
#funny #mylastloveor1stmurder #twistedsenseofhumor

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