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So there I was. Face to face with the man himself. The harvester. For a farmer, the man was quite well groomed. I'm not gonna lie, nor am I going to tell the truth. But there was enough sexual tension in that room to get Robbin Williams throbbin' one last time-and that's a FACT. Too soon? So there I stood; Face to face, eye to eye, and dick to belly button with former Vice President Lyndon B Johnson. My inability to take anything serious made the confrontation considerably awkward. In an ill advised attempt at levity, I asked Johnson how his pal Kennedy was doing. Immediately, he dropped to his knees, balled his eyes out, carried his team to the NBA finals, didn't blow a 3-1 lead, took office, and didn't fucking get assassinated. Ironically, JFK's last words before getting shot were "No, you certainly can't"
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Interesting passage... #readingwithkids #turntopage69

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