Dinner out with my 5yr old is a piece of cake. Add my spirited 3yr old to the mix and I'm inhaling my food between turns chasing him under tables. People say one should regularly take their kids out to eat so they get used to being in a restaurant. I'm telling you this does not work for all kids and there is no amount of restaurant training that would keep this boy in his seat. Thus, my new favorite eatery is a local diner with free Wifi (movies), over-priced Kraft Mac & Cheese (his favorite) and toy capsule vending machines (bribery). Oh and they serve cocktails too (my treat).