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Exploring my new digs. I may look like an πŸ˜‡, but just wait for my mischievous side πŸ˜‰. #toosmartformyowngood #nyc #minigoldendoodle #petitegoldendoodle @rossgoodhart @lizpeyton @bellasminidoodles

Always listen twice, first what's being said, than who said it. #hdforever #thinking #hipocritas #toosmartformyowngood #lovemypeople

So, here's my strategy...Every 30-45 minutes I bark at my Mom incessantly until she tells me to stop. Then I throw myself on the floor and make a really loud sigh. Fast forward 2 minutes and I stand up, stretch all my doodle legs, yawn, then resume barking. She then pauses her movie and we go outside. Works. Every. Time. 😏😏😏 #winniecoopergrace #toosmartformyowngood

Just here helping out the theoretical physicists with their chalkboard problems πŸ’‘#toosmartformyowngood #perimeterinstitute

Moments before I tried to use WATER to clean SYRUP off SUEDE #toosmartformyowngood

That I know u lying look πŸ‘€ #lies #iaintadumbbroad #toosmartformyowngood

In protest of being neutered. I will refuse to stand, come when called, pee, walk (unless it is to the park) or wag my tail (unless someone new comes into the room). Instead I will sit here and stare at you with saddest look on my face possible. Even when you take the cone of shame off for a walk! Bad parents! 😑😀 #woeisme #stubborn #whowillcrackfirst #toosmartformyowngood

Survived work without gettin hemmed up today. Think I deserve a nice drink πŸ˜… #ForeverARebel #TooSmartForMyOwnGood #KnowledgeIsPower

MOST RECENT

Got my hair cut + mom packing for her trip = a very sad Fozzie Bear πŸ˜” #toosmartformyowngood #morkie #yorkie #maltese #hairdid #ihatethegroomers #nomorefloof #dogsofinstagram #dogsofsanfrancisco #dontleavememommy

I'm blessed with a heart that doesn't stop
My minds a weathervane it spins around just like a top
Knows what the winds of fortune bring
In the season of the witch
Home is a perjury, a parlor trick, an urban myth
Oh how the circumstances change
This world of smoke and steel
Of compromise and meter-maids
I'm going to leave here before too long
Zigzagging toward the light
I'm off to sing my bounder's song...
Sing for the bounder whose word is never kept
A bindle of flowers to state his mind
And bloom when he forgets
It's true that shadows tell the time
On sunny afternoons, on crowded sidewalks, passersby
I'm in a queue that stretches out
Far as the eye can see
It forms a figure eight and goes on for eternity...#zigzaggingtowardthelight #circumstances #life @conoroberst @poetryfoundation @intellectualies @ilatoday #ivyleague #nyc #smilelikeyoumeanit #strongerthanilook #youwouldntbelievemeifitoldyou #silencethemind #tellingjokestoanemptyroom #accidentprone #aloneagain #anythingnottofeel #toosmartformyowngood #newdaysameproblems

Yup, I've managed to take the red shirt off while mama went back to nap. That was easy, done in less than an hour. πŸ‘ŒπŸ½Pawrents want to outsmart me again - harness on top of the Christmas outfit now. Let's see how long will this take before I break out of it. 😈😈😈#toosmartformyowngood #coneofshamefail
P.S. They better get that onesie soon... πŸ˜¬πŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”Ή #Bailey #Maltipoo #maltipoosofinstagram #puppy #puppies #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #doggie #dogsofinstagram #pet #soinlove #doglover #cutenessoverload #maltipoolovers #cute #cutepuppy #awhanimals #adorable #adorablepuppy #dogoftheday #igwoofs #puppystagrams #doggie_empire #barkhappy #dogscorner #puppy_4you #postop #recovery

This morning mama woke up and found out that I completely undressed myself last night. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜Duh, what was she thinking, how could I wear that hideous outfit (see last night's post for details) for more than 8 hours? Now pawrents have resorted to putting my previous Christmas outfit backwards on me before they find a proper onesie that'll stay on. Let's see how I'll get out of this one. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”#toosmartformyowngood #coneofshamefail πŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΈπŸ”Ή #Bailey #Maltipoo #maltipoosofinstagram #puppy #puppies #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #doggie #dogsofinstagram #pet #soinlove #doglover #cutenessoverload #maltipoolovers #cute #cutepuppy #awhanimals #adorable #adorablepuppy #dogsofinstaworld #puppy_tales #dogscorner #postop #recovery #naughtypup

How do I know that I’ve gone officially insane from being stuck here for days on end?
Well it doesn’t help your case Sam that you googled what symptoms of β€œofficial insanity” are nor that you are carrying on this fascinating debate with only yourself.
Okay I’ll concede point one. But not point two. I’m always debating myself. I’m quite good at it.
Yeah that’s fair.
Well played Plesser.
You too Sam.
...#wereallmadhere🎩 #storyofmylife @literature_qts @newyorkpulse @fearlessintelligence @atheist_thinking_power @freewritechi #sanityissubjective #ivyleague #nycstyle #cabinfever #cagescomeinmanyforms #silencethemind #thoughtsonloop @creativetimenyc @vice @artsy @freespeechcenter #youhavenoidea #dazedandconfused #constantstateofwonderment #rationalizationskills #debatethis #lawyergames #logic #toosmartformyowngood #weareourownworstenemies #imonlyscaredofmyself #spacedout #idontknowandidontcare #itsnotthatidontunderstandijustdontcare #idonthateyouijustcouldcareless

What's your #hangup? If you don't want me to #chew on it don't leave it where I can get to it. Everything is a #puppychewtoy at my age! #adorable #cutepuppy #cavatzu #toosmartformyowngood #doggo #puppyadventures #furbaby #smalldogchild #puppiesofinstagram #instapet #instadog #instapup

okey jokes out work in !
#sciencelife #toosmartformyowngood πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ’»πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ”¬πŸ’‘πŸ†˜πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“
#germany πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

[swipe for more pics] Guess who was a Houdini and figured out how to remove her bandage while in the cone? Back to vet to rebandage. #vizsla #lab #instadogs #dogsofinstgram #imahoudini #toosmartformyowngood

Cleo: Hanging out with my very pretty twin 😸❀ (Also considering letting her do my vet appointments from now on πŸ˜ΊπŸ’‘ #toosmartformyowngood 😼)

Do you really have to ask how I manage to get away with everything?? 😈 this face plus plenty of furry slobbery kisses and it's like I can do no wrong -Annie 🐾 #furrymasterminds #toosmartformyowngood #imcuteandiknowit #summerbeauty #summerflower #labradoodle

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