Don't you hate it when a pattern hack works beautifully but backfires at the same time. I perfectly installed thefully enclosed zip into the back of a lined dress bodice instead of using buttons (to make it easier for dad), but managed to twist the entire front at the same time. Grrrr! Where is the seam ripper.
“Of course I can tell time. If you move the clock and it says 5:30 A.M. I’m going to wake you up even if your body still thinks it’s 4:30. It’s my job to keep you on schedule. Happy Day Light Savings Time!” #TooSmartForMyOwnGood