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H A P P Y - E N D I N G - B U R G E R

From the man that created Mister Gee burger Truck, comes ‘Happy Ending’ Burger.
Located in Concord, this is another Must stop for you burgers lovers out there!!! Tonight I had the;
- I HAD 2 LET GO OF US burger (this week’s special)
- KOREAN CHICKEN TENDERS
- STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

If you love Mister Gee’s you will love Happy Ending!
#sogood #foodporn #happyending #happyendingburger #getinmybelly #foodporn #djlorman #thekickzstand #somanypuns #toopunny #puns #fbas

That Gadsby Building brick though... 👌😍 But seriously, this is supposed to be a post about Who I Am... i am the one named Maria Mae McNash... an Artist, Muscle Releaser, Bone-Setter, Clay-molder, Dancer, Ping Pong Player, Cold Plunger, Red-hair Enthusiast, Lover of Laughter, and Truth Echo.
OM3 BODY is a business I created to help assist people to Align to who they are, to Remember why they came to this planet, and to experience life to the level of their deepest desire.
I am not a healer- You are the Healer.
I am a Reminder-er... nudging you to Remember your Self-expression and Vitality if forgotten.
No one needs to be healed. No one is broken.
Sometimes we just need to Unravel to revel... I am an Unravel-er.
Let's Unravel together! 🕉3️⃣💗🙏💗

Swingin' in the rain #ecuadorable #toopunny

I'm always a spongebob. Life's too short to be a krab. #toopunny #thelamerthebetter #beaspongebob

Somebody stop me, I'm on an esca-roll today!!! #cheflife #puns are #toopunny

On his last leg now 😂😂😂 #GunPla #TooPunny #KillMePls

Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh #toopunny

Misty-fied about this assignment atm... #TooMuch #TooPunny #Misty #Trees #Sunset

Matching hair and glasses? I don’t mind how embarrassing this actually is....#toopunny #idontmind

It was an endless summer.
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The days left us with no clue as to where we were in the month. School was out, and we didn't care.
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We spent our weeks at the family cottage, my grandfather always puttering around. The constant attempts to get his boat working were only broken up by moments where he could hang sarcastic phrases painted on wood planks on the wall. I suppose they were memes before that term existed. I suppose they were funny before I had the intellect to grasp that they were funny.
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We didn’t spend the days indoors, instead choosing to roam wild in the woods. Grandpa tired from boat fixing failed attempt #2635, sat down on the porch swing to enjoy a beer and the fleeting day’s sun. I took off to my favourite place, a secluded, small body of water a 10 minute hike away where the beaver dams lay. I always got way off course on the way back, hunting for remnants of the old Volkswagen beetle that flew over the hill 20+ years before, or the hut in the woods that belonged to the hermit my grandfather befriended before I was born. Gramps used to give him rides into town to get food. I still search for that place.
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I returned to camp empty handed as usual, to find my family dog, a shih tzu named TJ, nowhere in sight. He always came to greet us at the edge of the deck with a bark. But nothing.
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I, still a child, heart racing and panicking, ran up the deck stairs with the utmost concern.
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There was my dog, laying on the deck beside a knocked over beer, below my grandfather sleeping on that swing.
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TJ slowly got up, and walked not quite towards me, and fell over.
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My dog was wasted.
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I've been quite careful with alcohol and doggos since. That and I'm selfish and not into sharing. Not when it's tasty and limited run.
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After a week with the flu, and a hot bath, this is for sure going straight to my head. If Erin calls me and I go running, my path will be far less than straight.
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#toopunny #somygrandpa #mydog #andapriest #walkintoabar #ouch #beer #craftbeer #notfor #doggos #strawberrymilkshake #butnoboys #intheyard #wouldhavebeennice #tohavehelp #shovelling #gentlemen #sunday #canttouchthis #dogsofinstagram #happy #love #him #it #memories #childhood

So our owners made this thing called a snow beagle and we thought it was a real dog and barked at it.. #beagle#beagles#beagled#beagleee#hello#snowbeagle#snowday#snowdog#snow#embarrassing#SNOWembarrasing#seewhatidonethere#toopunny#illstopnow

Happy birthday to my home slice! Hope this post isn't too cheesy, but I hope you have a peppe-roni day! ✌🏼 that last pun was a stretch but I had to dough it! ✌🏼❤️🍕 #bdaygirl #workit #pizzapizza #toopunny

I mean, am I right?
#2020 #toopunny

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