#toddlertruths

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"No, I haven't seen the markers".
#toddlertruths#imustcreate

The moment of #caiusthedestroyer playing alone was brought to you by the letter O.
As on Omg-I-had-almost-7min-uniterrupted-to-finish-my coffee
#toddlerproblems #toddlerlife #toddlertruths

TellingMeSomeThings. #toddlertruths

"I had a good dream in the night. I could smell hot dogs from my bed." #notvegan #toddlertruths #flowerchild

F R I β€’ D A Y
Oh Hi Friday. What's that? A mouldy banana down the side of my bed?! Yeah thanks #toddlers
#toddlertruths #utterfail #howlongwasthattherefor

Emotionally unreliable, and mostly unavailable πŸ™„ but crazy how much I love him, and even more when he's sick and cranky #mylittleman #toddler #cuddlemonster #toddlertruths

When Jane asks you to watch her draw something, get ready-- she's going to draw you in a very honest, non-flattering way.
#JaneyLo
#PortraitArtist
#ToddlerTruths

Why parents everywhere are cranky, we are hungry! #toddlertruths #lifewithboys #boymom #hangry (via @lifeasaramblingredhead.com, @www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/)

Lesson from a toddler..Do what makes you happy. Me: "why are you putting on your swimsuit?" Toddler: "Because I love it". #toddlertruths #swimsuitsinwinter #wordstoliveby #ilovebeingagrandmamama

MOST RECENT

Emotionally unreliable, and mostly unavailable πŸ™„ but crazy how much I love him, and even more when he's sick and cranky #mylittleman #toddler #cuddlemonster #toddlertruths

L E G O β€’ L O V E R
His obsession with Lego is getting out of control. He constantly loses the heads, the bodies, the arms. I find the EVERYWHERE! #toddlers #toddlertruths #legolover #legonerd #legokid #legoheads #legoparts #kids #mumlife #dadlife #parentingfails

C O L O U R I N G β€’ I N
Found this little one colouring my kitchen cabinets! I know I said I wanted a new kitchen but not sure it's going to help my plight! #nicetry #toddlertruths #toddlers #crayons #colouringwalls #cantleaveherforasecond #artist #futuregraphicdesigner #whatamess #madehercleanit

I was eyeing up this Gold Monkey all season, glad I didn't buy it, as I managed to pick it up in the Next sale for less than half price. It's now hanging in the cloakroom alongside my @meandmyampersand prints πŸ’
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#goldmonkey #goldaccessories #typography #typographyprints #toddlertruths #letmepooinpeace #wedontnegotiatewithtoddlers #jumanji #myhomevibe #interiordecor #interiors #interiordesign #homeaccessories #interior123 #interior4all #myhome #apartmenttherapy #cloakroom #actualinstahomes #instahome #nexthome #newbuild #taylorwimpey #monkey #nextsale #vipsale

This kid says the craziest stuff! #boymomlife #toddlertruths #imyourmom #randomthought

When your son starts spitting facts at you. At least he called me skinny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Toddlertruths #Gsthoughts

Our weekly #Storytimes are every Thursday morning at 10am! Crafts, reading, fun, and plenty of #toddlertruths and #preschoolphilosophies! #bnwedoimportantwork #bnreads #bnliverpool

W H O β€’ M E ?
Love cleaning. Especially chocolate from #toddlers and #carseats and BRAND NEW CARS. #toddlertruths #chocolatedisaster #donteatincars #mess #cleaning #mumjobs #mumfail #parentingfail #newcar #cleaningjobs

"You need to be kind to each other then the world would be like candy" said by my sweet Ashley tonight. #toddlertruths #yes #truth #kindness #candy #love #3yearsold #proudmom #pictureoftheday #bekindtooneanother

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ not sure if it's the facial hair or steam coming out of the ears that has him confused #thatisnotyourmommy #mybeardisbetter #honestmistake

Motherhood;brings about a whole new meaning to everything 😏😏 #mumhumour #momhumour #mum #mom #mumwords #funnymemes #toddlertruths #mothertruth #mummytruths #mumlife #momlife #momquotes #mummyfun

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