I've been keeping my mom company after she had a "minor surgery" this afternoon. She insists the drugs are out of her system but I'm not completely convinced lol. The night has consisted of her telling me how much she "loves memes" and letting me show her Instagram photos (above are her favorites which she literally laughed out loud [very loud] at) and a litany of wonderful conversation starters on her end such as: "And I know what af stands for." "Have you seen my work computer" x6 "Thaaaaaaats ...cute."
"Well I like something like that but I would like it to be better." "Chupacabra ...that's what I was looking for." And "don't stay up too late. But also everyone try to sleep in... basically everyone just sleep as long as possible." Oh and she accused two of my siblings of having STDs (I'm pretty sure they don't) when all I said was I needed a shower. Great night. ~Meredith