Step One: Sketchy side room in a Santa Maria mansion. Sip.
Step Two: Mountainside main bedroom in a Calabasas penthouse. Sip.
Step Three: Join all the guilds. Sip.
Step Four: Draft new guilds to combat false inclusivity in Eurocentric establishments.
Step Five: Resume sipping, beverage optional but highly recommended.
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