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Honourable mention #nofishbutgunsareblazing

This fish is mad yo

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«Grinding in RL»

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«I am German🇩🇪, she is Polish🇵🇱»
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You know how you match with someone, they seem cool so you exchange numbers. You’ll text each other every morning for 3 weeks straight with a cute “good morning handsome/beautiful” message, you’ll tell each other how your day is going and what you’re having for dinner. And then one morning you wake up to no text thinking “hm. That’s weird. Maybe they’re busy”...the day goes by and still no word...then the crazy assumptions start to pop up. “Maybe their phone got stolen or Maybe they accidentally did a factory reset and lost my number”...But you don’t want to seem clingy or eager so you play it cool. Then eventually a week goes by and it’s evident that the person you spent two weeks talking about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with ghosted you and you find yourself swiping right on bumble in hopes of having another 15 day text sesh with someone you don’t even fucking know. Sound familiar? Yeah? Cool. Y’all need to get like me and start trolling MF’s. Real talk.
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Happy Saturday!

«My new favorite opener I’ve ever received»
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«Her bio said she never lowers the bar»

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Oh how I have missed you @uofnh!!!! Can not wait to be back next week! But first? @highnoonmadison this Monday!! And the next @littlefieldnyc show is October 6 I am livingggg💎🍾💎

«She swiped right over 2 years ago, and we just got married!»
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«Good weed»

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Men and their fragile egos really can’t handle rejection 😂 #tinderfails #datingfails #okcfails #rejection

Our most tender moment love u @actallie [ep210] // Season 1+2 on YouTube, link in bio!!

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