I finally caved and started doing Insta Stories (how much more shit can they come up with? 😩). If you want to see me be an asshole, eat like shit, and drink a lot then I guess you should check it out? Oh, and lots of scenery shots too. P.S. This is me trying fitness. 👆🏼#thrustorbust
Kelsey engages her thrust capacitor. She rips through space, time and probability; achieving the long theorized 'pelvic quantum hyperstate'. Will she find her way back from the void, or will we lose her to the allure, (and exponentially higher capacity) of 5th dimensional measuring cups?