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I shouldn’t be allowed to think or watch movies or have a phone and be alone... #toomuchnacholibre #thisiswhyimsingle #stoplookingatmybutt😂😂 #okimdone #hopeyoulaughed 🤷🏻‍♀️🍑🌚

I'm a sucker for a witty Bumble Bio. This one was short and sweet, but it got my attention... "2017 'Floor is Lava' Champion."
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We matched.
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On Bumble, it's ladies first.
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Me: Can you please explain to me the rules of 'The Floor is Lava' - it's all the rage at the moment.
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Floor is Lava Champ: Google.
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Me: That was a bit blunt - I'm just trying to start a conversation.
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Floor is Lava Champ: And I'm trying to get over how incredibly rude and uninspiring your opening line was.
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Me (genuinely shocked and bewildered): I didn't mean to be rude - I was just trying to open with something original and used a reference from your own bio... I find "hi how are you" to be incredibly uninspiring and was trying to be witty...
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Floor is Lava Champ: Point taken.
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Me: *Block. *Delete.
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Um... is it just me or did this guy have a chip on his shoulder?! So many people are so damn rude on dating apps?! Have you had a shocker!?.
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Give it to me straight my little Love Bugs; is it just me or was this Floor is Lava Champ a bit out of line?.
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#TheGlitterBug xx

Lmao... My thoughts on today. Just let people talk. You'd be amazed at the stuff that comes out of their mouth when they get comfortable. 😝 #dating #single #wtf #thisiswhyimsingle #distewmuch

It be like this sometimes.... I️ mean all the time.... gotta get it right bae... haha.. #producerlife #thisiswhyimsingle

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If I’d taken up all of these offers of money I’d be a very rich lady. Unfortunately I’m not a hooker. #single #singlelife #onlinedating #datingin2017 #thisiswhyimsingle #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingproblems

I'm a sucker for a witty Bumble Bio. This one was short and sweet, but it got my attention... "2017 'Floor is Lava' Champion."
.
We matched.
.
On Bumble, it's ladies first.
.
Me: Can you please explain to me the rules of 'The Floor is Lava' - it's all the rage at the moment.
.
Floor is Lava Champ: Google.
.
Me: That was a bit blunt - I'm just trying to start a conversation.
.
Floor is Lava Champ: And I'm trying to get over how incredibly rude and uninspiring your opening line was.
.
Me (genuinely shocked and bewildered): I didn't mean to be rude - I was just trying to open with something original and used a reference from your own bio... I find "hi how are you" to be incredibly uninspiring and was trying to be witty...
.
Floor is Lava Champ: Point taken.
.
Me: *Block. *Delete.
.
Um... is it just me or did this guy have a chip on his shoulder?! So many people are so damn rude on dating apps?! Have you had a shocker!?.
.
Give it to me straight my little Love Bugs; is it just me or was this Floor is Lava Champ a bit out of line?.
.
#TheGlitterBug xx

when you ignore your nigga 😂😂😂😂 lmfaoooo #thisiswhyimsingle

Early #tbt to when I scored these #wilwood from @enjukuracing last #thanksgiving
I might still be stalking Enjuku for deals. I have issues.

#s13 #enjukuracing #240sx #bigbrakes #drift #v8 #supercharged #5.4 #gt500 #shelby #project #workinprogress #thankful #thisiswhyimsingle #issues #stop

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