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SGA Reception at the chancellor’s house was a helluva culture shock. Very Gatsby!!!!
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#themessofmessick #sga #studentgovernmentassociation #cultureshock #gatsby #fancy #sofancy #ifeelsofancy #nametag #necklace #teardrop #eye #fun

This is what’s left?
These are the ashes once the storm has passed?
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#newbernstrong #themessofmessick #hurricane #florence #hurricaneflorence #flooding #fuckflorence

It’s always something, you know?
Just another tragedy, I suppose.
Goodbye, home I’ve known for 19 years.
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#newbernstrong #catastrophe #themessofmessick #hurricane #flooding #mold #sad #florence #hurricaneflorence

I was wrong. We’re not okay.
I don’t know what this means for me. And I don’t know what to do. My home is gone. I don’t know.
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#themessofmessick #crisis #catastrophe #catastrophic #hurricane #florence #losteverything #flood #flooding #notokay #devastation #storm #heartbroken #sad #hopeless #depressed #newbernstrong #naturaldisaster

For those of you that were concerned, I walked over to Messick, and the building seems fine, as of now.
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#themessofmessick #theatre #dance #schooloftheatreanddance #ecu #sotd #cfac #florence #flooding #hurricane

A letter to those of you on the homefront,

Our first bombing has failed. Jones alerted the MAGA defenses, and they thwarted our efforts. Amazon headquarters is still standing. They were waiting for us. Our tide pod bombs merely destroyed their frontlines, pepes lay dead everywhere. Their rotten carcasses the color of avocado toast.
We decided to regroup at TBS headquarters. The Atlanta Stronghold is breeding some of our best and brightest cadets. Here, they are trained in the art of memes and satire, the true Art of War. I was commissioned by Major Bee to go undercover at Turning Point USA as a young, conservative Memist, just as Susan Sarandon tried to infiltrate the Washington Stronghold. They saw through my disguise after 8 days. My memes were too dank. There is no way a conservative could have created such dank memes. Blast my memage!
Upon discovering my identity, I was taken to the torture chambers. That’s right, FOX studios. I was forced to watch 24 hours of The Sean Hannity Show. I still have dreams of my time spent there. “Her emails....her emails....” The words still echo through my mind whenever I am alone. I am lucky though, sone have had it much worse than me. I heard of several liberal college cadets being forced to sit through 48 hours of Fox and Friends. Once rescued, they could do nothing but sob into their kale smoothies. I know not of if they ever recovered.
I was rescued by my good comrade, Colonel Waters. Upon my rescue, Kaitlin Bennet and several Texans opened fire on us. Colonel Waters just laughed. They did not shoot straight.
I was taken to CNN headquarters, where I was met by Barack Obama, Wolf Blitzer, and Anderson Cooper, and commended for my bravery. I was appointed to First Lieutenant of the Atlanta Stronghold. I am honored to serve amongst the ranks of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Emma Gonzalez, David Hogg, and other members of The Liberal Avalanche across the nation.
We have discussed and planned our next attack, on Chick-Fil-A headquarters, and let’s just say, they will most certainly Feel The Bern, and there will be no liberal tears to put the fires out.
I sip my caramel macchiato in anticipation.
In Solidarity.🌹

This is the oddest of summers☀️
Maybe I'll medicate, maybe inebriate🥂
Strange situations, I get anxious⚡️
Maybe I'll smile a bit, maybe the opposite🌙
But pray that they don't call me thankless🌟
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#patd #panicatthedisco #prayforthewicked #lyrics #roaring20s #flowercrown #butterflies #goldengirl #blonde #shimmereyeshadow #gold #eyelinerwings #cute #eyebrows #naturalcurls #eyes #themessofmessick

There’s so much darkness that can be concealed with polka dots and a pretty pink bow.🎀
Some girls put on their lipstick with blood,👄
And carve their eyebrows out with knives.🔪
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