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A letter to those of you on the homefront,

Our first bombing has failed. Jones alerted the MAGA defenses, and they thwarted our efforts. Amazon headquarters is still standing. They were waiting for us. Our tide pod bombs merely destroyed their frontlines, pepes lay dead everywhere. Their rotten carcasses the color of avocado toast.
We decided to regroup at TBS headquarters. The Atlanta Stronghold is breeding some of our best and brightest cadets. Here, they are trained in the art of memes and satire, the true Art of War. I was commissioned by Major Bee to go undercover at Turning Point USA as a young, conservative Memist, just as Susan Sarandon tried to infiltrate the Washington Stronghold. They saw through my disguise after 8 days. My memes were too dank. There is no way a conservative could have created such dank memes. Blast my memage!
Upon discovering my identity, I was taken to the torture chambers. That’s right, FOX studios. I was forced to watch 24 hours of The Sean Hannity Show. I still have dreams of my time spent there. “Her emails....her emails....” The words still echo through my mind whenever I am alone. I am lucky though, sone have had it much worse than me. I heard of several liberal college cadets being forced to sit through 48 hours of Fox and Friends. Once rescued, they could do nothing but sob into their kale smoothies. I know not of if they ever recovered.
I was rescued by my good comrade, Colonel Waters. Upon my rescue, Kaitlin Bennet and several Texans opened fire on us. Colonel Waters just laughed. They did not shoot straight.
I was taken to CNN headquarters, where I was met by Barack Obama, Wolf Blitzer, and Anderson Cooper, and commended for my bravery. I was appointed to First Lieutenant of the Atlanta Stronghold. I am honored to serve amongst the ranks of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Emma Gonzalez, David Hogg, and other members of The Liberal Avalanche across the nation.
We have discussed and planned our next attack, on Chick-Fil-A headquarters, and let’s just say, they will most certainly Feel The Bern, and there will be no liberal tears to put the fires out.
I sip my caramel macchiato in anticipation.
In Solidarity.🌹

I don’t understand why darkness is viewed as a negative. When you’re alone and scared, hurt and frightened, do you want blaring, bright, white light? Or cool, refreshing, soothing darkness? Peaceful and calming, the darkness is.🖤
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#cute #bow #hottopic #blonde #dragon #necklace #crystal #energy #bow #emo #gothgf #glittergoth #gothprincess #highlighter #eyebrows #darkness #themessofmessick

This is the oddest of summers☀️
Maybe I'll medicate, maybe inebriate🥂
Strange situations, I get anxious⚡️
Maybe I'll smile a bit, maybe the opposite🌙
But pray that they don't call me thankless🌟
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There’s so much darkness that can be concealed with polka dots and a pretty pink bow.🎀
Some girls put on their lipstick with blood,👄
And carve their eyebrows out with knives.🔪
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Talking to you makes me feel both better and worse at the same time. I feel butterflies in my stomach, but butterflies are beautiful.🦋
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It’s not merely enough to smile. You have to mean it, too. Anyone can bare their teeth, but few can bare their soul.
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#smile teeth #selfiesaturday #bareyourteeth #bareyoursoul #bright #sunny #sga #fakesmile #necklace #themessofmessick

Chancellor’s List again, and as I finish my first year of college, credit-wise, I’m a junior now!
Normally decent grades are a given for me, but for a while even that was up in the air. March and April ended up being one of the most difficult periods of my life due to certain events and circumstances. I was not able to attend classes nor complete any work for a part of this time, and I’m really grateful for all of the accommodations, extensions, and alternative and out-of-class assignments that my professors were willing to give me. I could not have gotten through this without the help and support of the Dean of Students and a few key professors, and I’m incredibly grateful and thankful for all of them.
Now, I prepare to move into my own apartment next week, where I will be taking summer classes at ECU, and working at both the SOTD main office and costume shop.
I’m very excited, optimistic, and hopeful for this summer.
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#chancellorslist #deanslist #allAs #grades #ecu #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression #ocd #eatingdisorder #politicalscience #freshman #junior #finals #themessofmessick #grateful #gpa #4 #summer #excited #hopeful #optimistic #summerschool #newjob #ecu

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