"My Girlfriend keeps talking about The Cramps but can’t even name a song of theirs.
It’s cute, really, but I’m just not sure about her dedication to this relationship if she’s not even going to learn what she’s talking about.
It’s like once a month or so she’ll sit around crying and say stupid shit like, “Oh my God, I can’t stand The Cramps” or, “The Cramps suck so bad, you just wouldn’t get it.” And yeah, I don’t get it, because The Cramps rule and this bitch is a poser. Once I asked her if it’s because “Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?” comes off as offensive or something and she just looked confused. Seriously? You don’t even know THAT song?
I wish that was the only time but this is a constant and repeating thing. I’m honestly sick and tired of this behavior. If the punkest thing about her is that she is dating me, then this is not going to work. A few months ago, on the way to her sister’s wedding she kept talking about “The Ceremony,” everyone knows it’s just “Ceremony”. Look, I understand that I’m always going to be the better half of any relationship. I’m only 28 and have an ’89 Honda Accord that starts almost every time. I also got this sweet spot in the basement of my dad’s place, which is always clean because he has a maid that comes three times a week...” Head to thehardtimes.net to continue reading the article! 🤣@thehardtimesnews #punkrock #thehardtimes #thecramps #ihatethecramps #pms #pma #punkrockbowling