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MOTHERHOOD...πŸ–€
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Wearing all black in the burning lava heat of the sun because your pounce isn't playing ball and creating a make shift dining table play mat so the pigeon can play and see you while you attempt to engulf your food at rapid pace before he clocks what your doing... oh and letting you drink a well deserved and needed wine after helping coerce a human like poo out of said pigeon!!!! #motherhood #quickthinking #summer #heat #baby #teddiearthur #love #igbabies #shittheydontsay

NEW WOMAN
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So touch wood I THINK we're starting to get the hang of this sleep malarkey... I say 'we'!!! Two nights on the row of 4hrs slots and I feel like a new woman... even did some crafts today and got teds new baby cards made into this!!! Not a bad first go if I boast my self!! #newwoman #sleep #gettingthere #teddiearthur #learning #crafts #frames #cards igbabies #sunshine #summer #maternity #love

SLEEPYHEADS...😴
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Daddy wly caught this yesterday when we snook in an afternoon nap !!!
This little pigeon is still struggling with his poo machine so last night was an experience...😳mother hen took him his morning so I could nap butthats soooo much easier saying it when you know your little pigeon isn't close... bloody weird feeling!!!
#daddywly #potd #motherhood #capturemoments #sleepy #sleepisfortheweak #mummylife #love #igbabies #afternoonnap #teddiearthur

MISCHIEF MAKER!!! .
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Wonder what this one is planning today!!! That mischievous look on his face and those hands plotting something loud and nappy filled no doubt!!! Daddys last lie in before back to work tomorrow 😩 then the reality will hit no doubt!!! Let's hope 'it's good for you you'll get into a routine' actually happens and I don't become a couch potato, who Never washes and lives in a nappy piled high mess, with baby sick stained clothes.... (ha my dream last night!! Think i may be panicking about the hubby going back!)
#mummyissues #postpregnancy #paternity #reality #mischief #butterwouldmelt #teddiearthur #beautiful #ewanthedreamsheep #plotting #morning #family #nightmares #love

NOT IMPRESSED
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So this dude made it to 3 weeks and has already decided he is NOT impressed with his mothers decisions in clothes!!!! Apparently knee high socks aren't cool!
Thankfully we're getting somewhere with the tummy issues and a whole revamp of concoctions has happened and fingers crossed we're on the right track!!!! #motherhood #3weeks #fashion #cute #mummyissues #cantpoo #baby #igbabies #cry #mummylife #teddiearthur #love

WILLIAMSON FAMILY...πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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First family photo!!!
Partying in town rooftop stylee!!! Teds was so giddy for the Sten do he slept the whole time for all of his cuddles... he's a hardcore partier!!! #family #love #rooftop #nightout #stendo #party #hardcore #mummylife #familyphoto #teddiearthur #manchester #kingsttownhouse

MEETING MY PALS!!!
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First rhythm time done and teds made so new friends with his pal Alf!!! I slept and farted throughout and thought it highly inappropriate when the mother thought waving my hands in the air was a good idea...Now it's milk coma time and a costa for mummywly!!! Ps how cute are my moccasins!!! #ootd #igbabies #rythmtime #learningcurve #teddiearthur #maternityleave #mummylife

WHAT YOU TOUCAN LOOKING AT
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So because I was a bloody super star and mother wouldn't let me go longer than two hours between feeds yesterday, I slept like a good little pigeon last night so we've been up and out having cuddles with Aunty lou for breaky and Aunty dan for lunch!!! No looking as cool right now as my unruly penis pissed all over me mid nappy change... mummy wasn't too impressed as we got her in the face too.... #mummylife #mummyissues #toucan #coolkid #ootd #igbabies #teddiearthur #piss #poo #cuddles #gettingthere #learning #family

SNOGS AND KISSES...😍
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This literally makes my heart ache...😩😩😩
Taking sneaky moments of daddy wly being a softy!!! #daddy #love #teddiearthur #gorgeous #newmum #newdad #kisses #snogs #baby #igbabies #family #moments

MOST RECENT

NEW WOMAN
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So touch wood I THINK we're starting to get the hang of this sleep malarkey... I say 'we'!!! Two nights on the row of 4hrs slots and I feel like a new woman... even did some crafts today and got teds new baby cards made into this!!! Not a bad first go if I boast my self!! #newwoman #sleep #gettingthere #teddiearthur #learning #crafts #frames #cards igbabies #sunshine #summer #maternity #love

MOTHERHOOD...πŸ–€
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Wearing all black in the burning lava heat of the sun because your pounce isn't playing ball and creating a make shift dining table play mat so the pigeon can play and see you while you attempt to engulf your food at rapid pace before he clocks what your doing... oh and letting you drink a well deserved and needed wine after helping coerce a human like poo out of said pigeon!!!! #motherhood #quickthinking #summer #heat #baby #teddiearthur #love #igbabies #shittheydontsay

HARDCORE RAVER...
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When your only 5 weeks old and your social scenes give you a small socialite status... well with the uncool kids your partying with!!! #family #friends #suri #manchester #socialite #prewedding #williamsonwedding #coolkid #igbabies #mummylife #kingsttownhouse #teddiearthur #familyphoto #love #ootd

WILLIAMSON FAMILY...πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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First family photo!!!
Partying in town rooftop stylee!!! Teds was so giddy for the Sten do he slept the whole time for all of his cuddles... he's a hardcore partier!!! #family #love #rooftop #nightout #stendo #party #hardcore #mummylife #familyphoto #teddiearthur #manchester #kingsttownhouse

WHEN REALITY HITS...
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Even the poor dog is shattered...
So this pigeon was a deceiving little bugger yesterday as last nights sleeping went completely out the window... even poor frank has piss holes in the snow for eyes... and as for that fucking #wonderweeksapp I want to shove its 100% arrogantly correct info up wear the sun doesn't shine...
As for teds... that yawn is just for show so I can't get mad at him... he's a flipping clever kid already!!! #mummyissues #mummylife #teddiearthur #igbabies #sleepfortheweak #pooch #brotherlylove #boxer #fakingit #reality #love

WHAT YOU TOUCAN LOOKING AT
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So because I was a bloody super star and mother wouldn't let me go longer than two hours between feeds yesterday, I slept like a good little pigeon last night so we've been up and out having cuddles with Aunty lou for breaky and Aunty dan for lunch!!! No looking as cool right now as my unruly penis pissed all over me mid nappy change... mummy wasn't too impressed as we got her in the face too.... #mummylife #mummyissues #toucan #coolkid #ootd #igbabies #teddiearthur #piss #poo #cuddles #gettingthere #learning #family

BIT OF A WHIRLWIND...πŸ’¨
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Well where the hell has that gone...
We've learnt to kick our legs at inopportune moment when whomever is holding me has to let out a little squeal and catch me, to throw my heads back and forth to nut you in the nogging, to grab daddywly chest hair and not let go and to find my vocal cords... especially right now when I can't poo...!!! Cannot believe he's 4weeks already... stop growing little pigeon putting the newborn clothes away has already got me 😒
#1monthold #teddiearthur #slowdown #milestones #gorgeous #igbabies #mummyissues #mumlife #family #love

ALWAYS WATCHING!!!!
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Ever get the feeling your always being watched!!! Yep... this sod pretty much watched me ... though not as adorably as this... from the hours of 3.30, 4.30, 5.30 with emphasis being on 'fucking hell woman my tummy s ain't playing ball...sort this shit out!!!!' And then again at 6.30 when daddy wly became a legend in my eyes and let me sleep till 9.30!!! So we're now trailing a dr who woman have called their saviour and fingers crossed this works!!! #sleepfortheweak #butterwouldntmelt #drbrown #fingerscrossed #fuckingwind #teddiearthur #daddywly #winning #motherhood #igbabies #mummyissues #morning #gorgeous #love

MEETING MY PALS!!!
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First rhythm time done and teds made so new friends with his pal Alf!!! I slept and farted throughout and thought it highly inappropriate when the mother thought waving my hands in the air was a good idea...Now it's milk coma time and a costa for mummywly!!! Ps how cute are my moccasins!!! #ootd #igbabies #rythmtime #learningcurve #teddiearthur #maternityleave #mummylife

TRUE LOVE πŸ’‹
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When the eldest met the youngest!!! I'm thinking I'm going to need to protect teds from this little mistress!!! She's all over him already @sarahtomkies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#truelove #teddiearthur #mummylife #maternityleave #igbabies #cougar #cantresist #beautiful

WHEN TEDS MET THE CREW
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From November to April these cool dudes have arrived and there's still some missing!!!
Fab day spent in the sunshine with teds meeting his friends from the mummy's that have known each other since high school and longer!!! #friendsforever #maternityleave #sunshine #park #mummylife #boysrule #teddiearthur #love #igbabies

NOT IMPRESSED
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So this dude made it to 3 weeks and has already decided he is NOT impressed with his mothers decisions in clothes!!!! Apparently knee high socks aren't cool!
Thankfully we're getting somewhere with the tummy issues and a whole revamp of concoctions has happened and fingers crossed we're on the right track!!!! #motherhood #3weeks #fashion #cute #mummyissues #cantpoo #baby #igbabies #cry #mummylife #teddiearthur #love

SLEEPYHEADS...😴
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Daddy wly caught this yesterday when we snook in an afternoon nap !!!
This little pigeon is still struggling with his poo machine so last night was an experience...😳mother hen took him his morning so I could nap butthats soooo much easier saying it when you know your little pigeon isn't close... bloody weird feeling!!!
#daddywly #potd #motherhood #capturemoments #sleepy #sleepisfortheweak #mummylife #love #igbabies #afternoonnap #teddiearthur

IBIZA READYYYY...πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸŒž
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Seriously cute passport photo ready to send and get sorted for the wedding of the year!!!!
Aunty @paris_olivia and uncle @jameswilly10 were ready to party!!!
#wedding #williamsonwedding #passport #toocute #teddiearthur #love #headshot #sharonwallisphotography #igbabies #igbaby #motherhood

PJ DAY!!!
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So daddywly is out on his first boosy day at the #mcallisterwedding and we're not meeting him till tonight so we're having a pj day!!!! It's so bloody comfy I'm not sure we'll make our first party night may just sleep all day and night!!! #pjday #cantbeatit #sleep #comfies #babymori #family #thatface #teddiearthur #gorgeous #love #wedding #firstnightout

SPRAY OF SHIT...
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Soooo I think Franks starting to feel the lack of sleep the poor pooch!!! Although he'll never leave teddie with too much distance I'm thinking he's starting to feel the eye burn!!
On another note daddywly got shit sprayed on last night!!! His first night of sleeping in the bed since being back at work and not being in the spare room... cotton bud and Vaseline is THE ONE guys... plus it made mummy wly need to use her perineal muscles ALOT so not too wee with laughing!!! Thanks for the advice you lovely lot!!!! #poo #shit #spray #daddywly #mummywly #sleepfortheweak #pooch #besties #boxer #family #cottonbud #wayforward #advice #mummyissues #mumadvice #teddiearthur #truthofmotherhood #shittheydontsay

PAPARAZI...πŸ“Έ
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Spending the day watching this crazily talented lady @sharonwallisphotography make out teds look like a dream!!!! CANNOT wait to see the sneak preview and all the rest soon!!!! Although a 'slight' diva at the end he was a super star!!!! Any newborn/child/family photography needed Sharon is a MUST!!!! #photography #sharonwallisphotography #amazing #teddiearthur #photoshoot #excited #newborn #baby #photo #modelinthemaking #diva #love

MORNING...
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So this little gremlin (although sleeping sweetly now...little sod!) thought 5.30am cuddles were a necessity!
I'm still as grey/yellow as ever and those purple smudgy circles around my eyes have grown somewhat as this little one has struggled to shit all night!!!! Motherhood is THE largest learning journey EVER but seriously the love is just on a whole new level... I'm thinking someone should create a shit suckeroutter ... the snot one works really well... any takers... πŸ˜¬πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆ
#sleepfortheweak #baby #newmummy #cantpoo #mummyissues #slowlybutsurely #igbabies #family #love #thatface #teddiearthur #gremlin #cuddle #morning #motherhood #reality

SUNSHINEEEEE!!!
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Arriving at Aunty lous to more goodies!!! IN LOVE with our new ted sign!!! Only 2weeks old and already got his name in lights!!!! Spent the afternoon in the sunshine eating a delicious homemade salmon salad because @lucyb09 is too good and that's what you should do on maternity!!!! She's a good egg!!! Ronnie and queenie also met their no doubt partner in crime... though he was a bit boring and just slept... and like a dick, first fail... I spilt water all over teds only blanket and him (mum points...not!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ™ˆ!) so the poor pudding ended up in his faves pink blanket and pjs already!!! Let's not tell #daddywly!!! #sorrynotsorry #sunshine #spoilt #garden #outside #bluesky #healthyfood #eggstroller #freshair #feelhuman #dog #oldenglishbulldog #postpregnancy #newmummy #fails #pinktomaketheboyswink #love #family #baby #teddiearthur #cribdabarton

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