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FAMILY LOVE
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Soppy moment!!! These pictures show my world!!!! Just about to watch the brother in law @jameswilly10 marry his childhood sweet heart @paris_olivia and watching him arrive with the hubby gave me a lump in my throat!!! #family #love #teddiearthur #wedding #gorgeous #williamsonwedding #ibiza

MOTHERHOOD...πŸ–€
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Wearing all black in the burning lava heat of the sun because your pounce isn't playing ball and creating a make shift dining table play mat so the pigeon can play and see you while you attempt to engulf your food at rapid pace before he clocks what your doing... oh and letting you drink a well deserved and needed wine after helping coerce a human like poo out of said pigeon!!!! #motherhood #quickthinking #summer #heat #baby #teddiearthur #love #igbabies #shittheydontsay

SUPER TED!!! 😍🐻
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So yesterday we forgot the token milestone card as we were busy bees meeting all our friends and family!!! Spent the day at mother hens with all of our lovely lot spoiling teddie!!! And today we've out and about on our first day without daddy!!! We're doing good!!! We missed showers and baths and just managed to dress and get out the house but we did it!!! High five to us!!!!! #dayout #newmummy #2weeks #superted #teddiearthur #milestone #family #beautiful #love #shoppingtrip #igbabies #baby #wecandoit

WHAT SLEEP DOES...
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This dude (although the little bugger suddenly became camera shy and stopped grinning like a Cheshire Cat) smiled THE biggest grin!!! And so did his mother as she got 6hrs in one sesh last night.... oh the simple things... he's also grinning as we're Packed and ready for IBIZA and he's got his best speedos ready to flex his 1pack in front of the ladies!!!! #ibiza #smile #milestone #grin #cheeky #sleep #happy #teddiearthur #motherhood #learningcurve #babylife #igbabies

MEETING MY PALS!!!
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First rhythm time done and teds made so new friends with his pal Alf!!! I slept and farted throughout and thought it highly inappropriate when the mother thought waving my hands in the air was a good idea...Now it's milk coma time and a costa for mummywly!!! Ps how cute are my moccasins!!! #ootd #igbabies #rythmtime #learningcurve #teddiearthur #maternityleave #mummylife

BIT OF A WHIRLWIND...πŸ’¨
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Well where the hell has that gone...
We've learnt to kick our legs at inopportune moment when whomever is holding me has to let out a little squeal and catch me, to throw my heads back and forth to nut you in the nogging, to grab daddywly chest hair and not let go and to find my vocal cords... especially right now when I can't poo...!!! Cannot believe he's 4weeks already... stop growing little pigeon putting the newborn clothes away has already got me 😒
#1monthold #teddiearthur #slowdown #milestones #gorgeous #igbabies #mummyissues #mumlife #family #love

WORLD TO RIGHT...
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Cuddles can literally solve anything!!! Seriously, I reckon a good cuddle can help with anything even when you don't feel down... a cuddle is always necessary!!! This dude is being the best cuddle monster ATM and I genuinely don't care if I'm being spoilt with them!!! This pigeon has me wrapped around his finger already and as for his aunties... well he's got them worse than me!!! #cuddles #love #stopgrowing #mumissues #motherhood #igbabies #teddiearthur #aunty #upcoming_kiddies #eyes #beautiful #spoilt #moments #potd

TOO MUCH LOVE...πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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So bloody excited to congratulate this bestie and what better way than first time teddie cuddles!!!! Bring on Christmas when I get my next fix... teds will be walking and talking by then... ha or just sleeping through 🀞🏼
#mummylife #learningcurve #motherhood #teddiearthur #babylife #igbabies #bff #congrats #excited #love

SLEEPYHEADS...😴
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Daddy wly caught this yesterday when we snook in an afternoon nap !!!
This little pigeon is still struggling with his poo machine so last night was an experience...😳mother hen took him his morning so I could nap butthats soooo much easier saying it when you know your little pigeon isn't close... bloody weird feeling!!!
#daddywly #potd #motherhood #capturemoments #sleepy #sleepisfortheweak #mummylife #love #igbabies #afternoonnap #teddiearthur

MOST RECENT

WORLD TO RIGHT...
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Cuddles can literally solve anything!!! Seriously, I reckon a good cuddle can help with anything even when you don't feel down... a cuddle is always necessary!!! This dude is being the best cuddle monster ATM and I genuinely don't care if I'm being spoilt with them!!! This pigeon has me wrapped around his finger already and as for his aunties... well he's got them worse than me!!! #cuddles #love #stopgrowing #mumissues #motherhood #igbabies #teddiearthur #aunty #upcoming_kiddies #eyes #beautiful #spoilt #moments #potd

BRING ME MY BEER WOMAN
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Well milk anyway!!!
When you return from the fastest pee ever (with said child in middle of pillows right at the top...yet find him here) and your once tiny baby just needs a beer and string vest to be the perfect trailer dad with fat tum, remote and pet pig included!!!!
#teddiearthur #love #igbabies #mushwoman #petpig #piglet #motherhood #mumissues #fatbelly #stopgrowing #pondering #beer #bed #relax #simplelife #chill #wriggler #moving #morning #upcoming_kiddies

FAMILY LOVE
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Soppy moment!!! These pictures show my world!!!! Just about to watch the brother in law @jameswilly10 marry his childhood sweet heart @paris_olivia and watching him arrive with the hubby gave me a lump in my throat!!! #family #love #teddiearthur #wedding #gorgeous #williamsonwedding #ibiza

TOO MUCH LOVE...πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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So bloody excited to congratulate this bestie and what better way than first time teddie cuddles!!!! Bring on Christmas when I get my next fix... teds will be walking and talking by then... ha or just sleeping through 🀞🏼
#mummylife #learningcurve #motherhood #teddiearthur #babylife #igbabies #bff #congrats #excited #love

WHAT SLEEP DOES...
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This dude (although the little bugger suddenly became camera shy and stopped grinning like a Cheshire Cat) smiled THE biggest grin!!! And so did his mother as she got 6hrs in one sesh last night.... oh the simple things... he's also grinning as we're Packed and ready for IBIZA and he's got his best speedos ready to flex his 1pack in front of the ladies!!!! #ibiza #smile #milestone #grin #cheeky #sleep #happy #teddiearthur #motherhood #learningcurve #babylife #igbabies

CONTROVERSIAL...
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So this little dude slept the most he's slept everrrrr last night and all on his front.... This little dude has been bloody head strong from day one moving it and with this gross shitty wind he's slept on my chest for a stupid amount of nights and toots that rather loud (takes after his father!) horn of his all through the nights ... so I took the dive and the first night I'm not going to lie I didnt sleep much but he did and last night amazing again!!! I know it's a no go and your told soooo many times don't do this don't do that but at the end of he day you know your baby...
And to through the health visitor into complete disarray we love a tipple of water over here too!!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ™ˆ!
#mumlife #mummyissues #motherhood #learningcurve #gettingthere #sleepfortheweak #tummytime #babylife #love #teddiearthur #lovesthecamera #upcoming_kiddies

MOMENTS CAPTURED...
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Motherhood is about winging it and trying to look cool at the same time while your stomach is doing somersaults and your eyes are being propped open with your now strongest muscle in your body ...your eyelids!!! ... and since your stomach still feels like jelly and your fairly certain 'core muscles' are a mythical creature that are less likely to appear than pigs flying... getting your arse ready for an event and feeling 'ok' about your attire and image is even more difficult... so I'd like to raise a very large glass of prosecco to all new and old mummies out their that are doing it everyday and winging it in style!!! A bit like this pic makes me look... though really I'm actually wearing a winter maternity dress, in black in a very sunny beer garden in June!
#motherhood #mummylife #mummyissues #wingingit #teddiearthur #tibaandmarl #sunshine #love #family #moments #capturemoments
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IM COMING FOR YOU...
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So it's safe to say this dude looks A LOT fresher than his mother!! Today teds gets to watch his wife to be (though he's completely oblivious to this!!!) get christened!!!
We put on our Saturday best and think we look kinda cute!! #cute #christening #teddiearthur #sleepfortheweak #technicallydidntlastlong #love #saturday #tilsandteds #dapperigbabies #babylife

TECHNICALLY ...
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It's a word I've used a bit recently...
TECHNICALLY after a crazy dash to Liverpool, leaving the house at 7.30 ... me feeling fan-fucking-tactic with myself... to then get to the pool without the pigeons birth certificate.... so TECHNICALLY... we now have his passport sorted.
TECHNICALLY ...right now we will all be still gong to Ibiza as MY passport so hopefully be here in time, though TECHNICALLY it's not done yet as the (insert a very long line of explicits to the man on the call centre at passport office) marriage certificate has only just got there, so process hasn't TECHNICALLY started yet 😳
And finally ... the pigeon TECHNICALLY SLEPT THROUGHT LAST NIGHT... I mean he woke at 1.45 for a bit of water as he was so hot... a good strip down to nappy... and thrown in our bed... HE SLEPT THROUGH UNTIL 5.15....
I'm taking all those TECHNICALLYs as me WINNING at mother hood and the lack of brain I have currently!!!
#winning #mumlife #motherhood #mummyissues #ibiza #sleep #sleptthrough #igbabies #babylife #learningcurve #teddiearthur #love #naked

BUTTER WOULDN'T MELT...
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So 6 weeks in and we have new milestones that for some reason don't seem to be in the pack...
'I PROJECTILE VOMMITED all over my mummy for the first time' ... carefully missing sleeping daddy wly and getting it all on mummies section of the bed sheets and quilt... 'I SHAT all over mummy for the first time' ... after mummy had just placed new bedding on and made the bed look like her bed is an adult bed and not the usual unmade nappy, used bottle, soggy muslin cover bed...
And to put the icing on the cake I now actually fit in SOME 0-3 month clothes including mummies fave @babymoriuk sleep suit!!! #mumlife #motherhood #mummyissues #vomit #shit #learningcurve #teddiearthur #igbabies #babylife #love

NEW WOMAN
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So touch wood I THINK we're starting to get the hang of this sleep malarkey... I say 'we'!!! Two nights on the row of 4hrs slots and I feel like a new woman... even did some crafts today and got teds new baby cards made into this!!! Not a bad first go if I boast my self!! #newwoman #sleep #gettingthere #teddiearthur #learning #crafts #frames #cards igbabies #sunshine #summer #maternity #love

MOTHERHOOD...πŸ–€
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Wearing all black in the burning lava heat of the sun because your pounce isn't playing ball and creating a make shift dining table play mat so the pigeon can play and see you while you attempt to engulf your food at rapid pace before he clocks what your doing... oh and letting you drink a well deserved and needed wine after helping coerce a human like poo out of said pigeon!!!! #motherhood #quickthinking #summer #heat #baby #teddiearthur #love #igbabies #shittheydontsay

HARDCORE RAVER...
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When your only 5 weeks old and your social scenes give you a small socialite status... well with the uncool kids your partying with!!! #family #friends #suri #manchester #socialite #prewedding #williamsonwedding #coolkid #igbabies #mummylife #kingsttownhouse #teddiearthur #familyphoto #love #ootd

WILLIAMSON FAMILY...πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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First family photo!!!
Partying in town rooftop stylee!!! Teds was so giddy for the Sten do he slept the whole time for all of his cuddles... he's a hardcore partier!!! #family #love #rooftop #nightout #stendo #party #hardcore #mummylife #familyphoto #teddiearthur #manchester #kingsttownhouse

WHEN REALITY HITS...
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Even the poor dog is shattered...
So this pigeon was a deceiving little bugger yesterday as last nights sleeping went completely out the window... even poor frank has piss holes in the snow for eyes... and as for that fucking #wonderweeksapp I want to shove its 100% arrogantly correct info up wear the sun doesn't shine...
As for teds... that yawn is just for show so I can't get mad at him... he's a flipping clever kid already!!! #mummyissues #mummylife #teddiearthur #igbabies #sleepfortheweak #pooch #brotherlylove #boxer #fakingit #reality #love

WHAT YOU TOUCAN LOOKING AT
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So because I was a bloody super star and mother wouldn't let me go longer than two hours between feeds yesterday, I slept like a good little pigeon last night so we've been up and out having cuddles with Aunty lou for breaky and Aunty dan for lunch!!! No looking as cool right now as my unruly penis pissed all over me mid nappy change... mummy wasn't too impressed as we got her in the face too.... #mummylife #mummyissues #toucan #coolkid #ootd #igbabies #teddiearthur #piss #poo #cuddles #gettingthere #learning #family

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