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FSS...
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Fucking silly suckers, Fooled ya Stupid Sausages, Faked Sleeping Soundly or what we call False Sense of Security... because this little butter wouldn't melt was a bit of a shit head last night (jokes for any sensitive guys out there plus I'd never say it to his face!) He dropped us right into that FSS category of me thinking god we've nailed this routine and no bottle sleeping just dummy dancing regime like a gooden!!! I mean me and tom tag teamed him good style... the Jamaican relay racers would have had a challenge keeping up with us... but divorce was mentioned (jokes!) couches were slept on... BUT we made it through the other side!
He did not come out of his room and did not have a bottle until 7.20 this morn when he finally woke!
It's all about taking the little achievements and small steps!!! And don't worry me and the hubby are still married and the couch didn't last that long!!!
#littlesteps #milestones #sleepthief

NO HOPE...
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And no matter whether this routine malarkey works or not...I know I'm screwed because how can you stay mad at this...

DONT JINX IT...
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No bottle from 7-7... no more words needed!!! Hitler routine day two now commences!! #hitlerroutine #taketwo

BALLER...
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This cool kid has now turned into a milk monster... but only through the night... what's that about!!! In the day he scrapes between 4-5 oz... stupid o'clock in the morning it's all about bloody 7-8 oz.... HELP!!!!

FIRST TIMER...
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So routine is what we're going for so I've asked some hardcore routine mummy's out there and they've given me all they know so fingers crossed...
On another note we tried a swing for the first time today... safe to say he loved it and I'm scared for my future!!!

TEDS AND TILS...
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When you go to meet your future gf and your mother forgets your blanket... good job she tidy and has a neat pile of daddy's jumpers ready for this situation to arise ... 😳
#teddiearthur #mummylife #theegg #buggylife #tedandtils #maternity

ROUND TWO...
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So today's had less tears and sweat... from me... and teds!! And more comments such as... stop fucking rocking him, 4 mins to go before food time, when can he sleep, surely you can let him sleep now (shortly followed by 'NO' in a voice that can only be paired with a death stare that will make hitler himself shiver), is he still asleep and don't worry I'm not killing him (to random bystander as I'm flipping teds on to his side shoving dummy in and pushing buggy/rocking it manically for the 3rdtime approaching his drive!) plus many more!!
I mean this is a crazy, slightly mentally exhausting time and the knowing that I'll no doubt be up god only knows how many times tonight, is giving me a new 'the fear' waiting for him to wake even when he's not making a sound!!! However, I am honestly starting to see a difference...so fingers crossed hitler routine succeeds for the second night running and no through the night feeds are needed...wish us look!!!

RASCAL...
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Today was a beach day and we've been hardcore swimming in the sea and been a naturist peeing where ever we wanted!!! Oh and I also tried to eat my great aunties nose...because I can!!!

SUNDAY CHILLS...
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So this is definitely happening right now... nope it's once again pissing it down... nannas currently legging it around after saying the standard British 'shit...the washing!' And we're now sat with shorts and hoodies on determined to stay outside on holiday!!! But on another note teds and tils have got better tans than us all and couldn't give two hoots where they are as long as they've got each other... and the sponge... definitely the sponge!!!

MOST RECENT

FSS...
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Fucking silly suckers, Fooled ya Stupid Sausages, Faked Sleeping Soundly or what we call False Sense of Security... because this little butter wouldn't melt was a bit of a shit head last night (jokes for any sensitive guys out there plus I'd never say it to his face!) He dropped us right into that FSS category of me thinking god we've nailed this routine and no bottle sleeping just dummy dancing regime like a gooden!!! I mean me and tom tag teamed him good style... the Jamaican relay racers would have had a challenge keeping up with us... but divorce was mentioned (jokes!) couches were slept on... BUT we made it through the other side!
He did not come out of his room and did not have a bottle until 7.20 this morn when he finally woke!
It's all about taking the little achievements and small steps!!! And don't worry me and the hubby are still married and the couch didn't last that long!!!
#littlesteps #milestones #sleepthief

ROUND TWO...
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So today's had less tears and sweat... from me... and teds!! And more comments such as... stop fucking rocking him, 4 mins to go before food time, when can he sleep, surely you can let him sleep now (shortly followed by 'NO' in a voice that can only be paired with a death stare that will make hitler himself shiver), is he still asleep and don't worry I'm not killing him (to random bystander as I'm flipping teds on to his side shoving dummy in and pushing buggy/rocking it manically for the 3rdtime approaching his drive!) plus many more!!
I mean this is a crazy, slightly mentally exhausting time and the knowing that I'll no doubt be up god only knows how many times tonight, is giving me a new 'the fear' waiting for him to wake even when he's not making a sound!!! However, I am honestly starting to see a difference...so fingers crossed hitler routine succeeds for the second night running and no through the night feeds are needed...wish us look!!!

DONT JINX IT...
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.
No bottle from 7-7... no more words needed!!! Hitler routine day two now commences!! #hitlerroutine #taketwo

NO HOPE...
.
.
And no matter whether this routine malarkey works or not...I know I'm screwed because how can you stay mad at this...

FIRST TIMER...
.
.
So routine is what we're going for so I've asked some hardcore routine mummy's out there and they've given me all they know so fingers crossed...
On another note we tried a swing for the first time today... safe to say he loved it and I'm scared for my future!!!

BALLER...
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.
This cool kid has now turned into a milk monster... but only through the night... what's that about!!! In the day he scrapes between 4-5 oz... stupid o'clock in the morning it's all about bloody 7-8 oz.... HELP!!!!

WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY...
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Between this good looking dude and teds me and the hubby have had a grand total of 2 hours sleep...I'm sure they've created some sort of tag team in this crazy brotherhood bond they've got!!! Either way today I'm ducked and I'd approach with care ...

AUTUMN TIME...
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Today was perfect! That chilled with family time it felt like a Sunday!!! This little dude pretty much slept through the whole mammoth walk to on top of the world (quoting the youngest nephew!)... and yes teds takes after his dad in the 'taking 3years to wake up' face!

BAG CARRIER...
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So I went and found my new favourite Aladdin's cave today and lucky for me I had the buggy to pile all my bits in... unlucky for me the reason I could do this is because this rascal named teddie wanted to hang like this for the whole time... well I guess it's all helping this postpartum bod!!! On another note I was so happy to be wearing my winter clothes!!! Love a bit of layering and ankle boots!!!
#mumlife #motherhood #mummyissues

DREAMER...
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Don't worry pal with your mothers feet that you seem to have inherited you'll be tall... that or a hobbit but you'll be cute either way!!!

THROW BACK...
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I wish I could take my bed on holiday with me!!! Because you can't beat sleeping in your own bed but god do I wish I was back waking up surrounded by all my lovelies and the hubby not having to work!!! #tbt

PANIC...
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As calm and as peaceful as this picture looks, with teds innocently gazing into the sea with Nanna the reality was completely different!!!
As We're casually munching through the 17th bread roll smothered in ali oli the hubby ends a phone call with the mother in law with the words 'your joking'... the 2nd flight of the party was cancelled! Well then all hell broke loose... plates were flying... customers in the restaurant were screaming...heathers 60th plate of roasted veg spin in the air (the joys of a veggie in a fishing village...fish is veg right!) Actually all in all it was definitely less dramatic than that! The super team back at home booked on new flights and the jet setter pro @heatherjanecarley booked us in a gorgeous hotel in Palma for the night!!! @ryanair are now stating they won't refund the hotel when we couldn't fly out that evening and we had two babies under 8 months so staying at the airport was not a possibility..... soooo moral of the story... @ryanair are cheap ass for a reason...not a care in the world and are morale-less douche bags!
@tuifly_official your staff and airstewards/esses are bloody amazing and we will be using you and not that cheap airline again!!!! #ryanairstories #ryanairsucks

MORNING SMILES...
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Not for mummy and daddy tho because it's the last day of the hols and the pops is back to work tomorrow and me and teds will be gutted!!! But for now we're off for a swim... enjoy your day everyone!!!
#holiday

ISAACS TREASURES...
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Hi @isaacs_treasures we were so excited when we saw this!!!! This is teddie and he's nearly 5 months and is now loving playing with toys and chewing EVERYTHING he can!!!! We have lots of your goodies on our Christmas list especially all your monochrome blocks and Peggy men and would love to see what's coming up so we can add some more!!!! We hope you choose us!!!! #isaacstreasures #repforisaacstreasures4

HAPPILY EVER AFTER...
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When you have all the floats in the world but mummy's sunglasses are so much more interesting! So glad the sun came out to play on the last day!!!
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PC @heatherjanecarley

FOOOOOOD...
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He's a bit of a cutie!! But I'm bias!!!
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PC @heatherjanecarley

LETS PLAY OPPOSITES...
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I feel as a mother I continuously play this with myself so I don't have to say touch wood every second!!! He's NOT slept well last night, he was awful in his car seat, he's eaten OK today and the list goes on... I'm weird I know but at least this stops me from running around looking like a crazed lady in tk maxx looking for the other size 8 shoe...that has to be some where because you have the left in your hand and you can see the pair of sevens smiling at you but know they'll go know where near your man feet...
So yes I play opposites and yes I'm weird... but I'm kind of hoping there's a few of you out there with me!
#opposites #crazymums #habits #superstition .
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PC @heatherjanecarley

FLYING HIGH...
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I bloody love this dude and he bloody loves flying high with his daddy!!! #daddytimes

SUNDAY CHILLS...
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So this is definitely happening right now... nope it's once again pissing it down... nannas currently legging it around after saying the standard British 'shit...the washing!' And we're now sat with shorts and hoodies on determined to stay outside on holiday!!! But on another note teds and tils have got better tans than us all and couldn't give two hoots where they are as long as they've got each other... and the sponge... definitely the sponge!!!

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