The #chronicles of an upper 30's single woman
Yes we are #horny. No, as a man over the age of 19, you cannot begin to #understand how horny. So horny that we watch pant prints on coworkers that we aren't the LEAST bit attracted to horny. So horny that porn and dildos bore us quickly. So horny that we know you probably just want to rob us but for a hot minute we consider hooking up anyway. THAT horny.... Chapter 2
We've been around, let me #reiterate, WE'VE BEEN AROUND. If you impress us, meaning our mind or especially our #heart, you are truly special to us. If you aren't trying to be special to anybody, fine-- just TELL US. We're WAAYYYY past the butt hurt stage in life. We just want #honesty and nothing less.
Please don't flatter us beyond fact. We know who the fuck we are. We accept it. Glowing points and frightening stretch marks, we know exactly what that mirror holds inside and out. We see some game coming and you're probably the one that will end up played.
Please don't flatter your damn self beyond #fact. We know what is out there, even if we were #fortunate enough to have the best at some point and fuck it up. We recognize the good in you.... if you claim to be better than you are, most likely, WE WILL KNOW IMMEDIATELY. Save us both some time.
Take all the above into #consideration and realize that you are looking at the realest of the real. We have no agenda, no reason to lie, we don't want to cheat, we don't play games to up our egos. We are about mutual #respect, mutual #love, and building one another up past what we can do on our own. We want a partner that can fill our hearts in the bedroom and before a board meeting. We want everything we never got from those silly boys we fell for that didn't understand chapters 1 through 4.
Just another rant by 80 proof. Hope y'all learned something.
Very true words courtesy of @sarah80proof
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