Fight night at Super Play! Last Thursday (Nov 30) I was at the bowling alley with @michelle_reith and @mitchell.guha having some beers and good times. Halfway through one of our games, a girl from the lane over (white shirt ripped jeans) walked up to me and said, "my brother is a marine and he sees the way youre looking at me and hes gonna kick your ass if you don't stop." Since I was there with my girlfriend and obviously not checking out the preteen girl, I should have brushed it off and kept bowling.
What I chose to do instead was to laugh. And point. And ask which of those skinny fucks was the marine who was gonna kick my ass. Eventually it escalated until the smaller one (not the brother, in the plaid shirt and floppy hat) walked up to me and told me to shut the fuck up or take it outside, when our video starts. I laughed some more, got sucker punched while I stupidly let down my guard, and the rest is history.
1.I need a haircut. The "marine" who was acting all tough (orange shirt) used it as a nice handle whenever I wasn't paying attention to him.
2. Try not to fight 4 guys by yourself. Its hard and the ever-scrappy @michelle_reith is likely to jump in and get a nasty bonk on the head.
3. Super Play is the place to go if you're looking for a rumble in the jungle. The staff took quite a while to come break stuff up and they were happy to give me the surveilance tapes after.
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