I am stuck.
I could go on about feeling stuck in life or stuck in a rut or something deep like that, but that's not what I'm talking about.
I ordered a new coat and it came in the mail this morning. I was so excited that I ripped open the box and tried the coat on. When I say 'tried on', I made sure to have my sweatshirt on too because I want to make sure this thing can withstand layers of winter bulkiness. Bulky. That's fun to say.
It totally fits and I love it...well minus the chinchilla around my neck. It's removable. Except that I can't take it off. Because I can't take the coat off.
The zipper is stuck. I mean really really stuck. Like I ate lunch in it, took out the trash, put M down for his nap and posted this post kinda stuck. I am so stuck.
I am sweating. So much sweating happening. Gross sweat. Wet sweat. Drippy sweat. I figured if I went up to my daughters room and took a selfie of my ridiculousness, it might just slide off.
Anyone know how to get a zipper unstuck? #shainanigans #bulky #stupidzipper 😅😂