Consider yourself a savvy #wook investor? Here's our handy guide for our mid-2017 market predictions.
The overall Hat Pin Capital Gains % is expected to take a steep drop in June, so if you're still holding onto those multi-variate derivative bonds, it may be time to rethink your bullish position. Sell, sell, sell.
The Dreadlock Length to Self-Respect ratio isn't likely to go anywhere for a while. We think its a solid investment to hold onto at least through the end of the year. Our historical metrics on this one show its not likely to bottom out anytime soon, even in light of shady lot ethics and highly valuated boof bond redistribution margins.
The Ketamine Portfolio Index is about to be HOT. Buy this one immediately. Just in time for summer, our meta-analysis of preferred baggy return indices show the fundamentals are rock solid. We doubt we'll see a bubble for at least 2-3 years, which gives you plenty of time to get in on the ground floor if this isn't in your portfolio already.
And finally, the Patchwork Efficiency Value prediction for this year is a little disappointing. After the end of year's rally with JamBand Share Converting Policy derivatives, we really thought patchwork would stay high. But, we were wrong, and we're ready to admit our mistakes. We're dumping about half our shares out of the Platinum Wook Hedge fund, and advise you to follow suit. We're not totally jumping ship yet, as this sector tends to always have good long-term potential; however, for 2017 we see more lucrative opportunities elsewhere.
We hope you enjoyed this free Public Service. Look out for part 2: A Day-Traders Guide to Groundscores.
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