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You better believe that we're stayin sexy!! Couldn't be more excited to see @myfavoritemurder with @hardstark and #karenkilgariff in Austin for my birthday!!! My man is way too good to me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #myfavoritemurder #murderino #staysexydontgetmurdered #bestbirthdaypresent

So it turns out that two of the writers at The Real O'Neals , @joshualeekirby and @livingcorpse81, are @myfavoritemurder fans (check out their shirts!) and they snuck me into a scene in their episode! It's on TONIGHT at 9:30 on ABC. See if you can spot my split second appearance! #therealoneals #myfavoritemurder #staysexydontgetmurdered #murderino

But like, we truly didn't know this was going to be a "thing& #34; . From @zoeyramonetattoos. #murderino #myfavoritemurder #staysexydontgetmurdered

A special message from Elvis! Also as I was editing this he stole a cracker from the table. #elvisthesiamese #elviswantsacookie #myfavoritemurder #staysexydontgetmurdered

Holy shit @ these SSDGM rings by @silversheepjewelry, who in addition to being a #murderino , is giving a portion of the sales of this ring to End The Backlog. Very awesome. #endthebacklog #myfavoritemurder #staysexydontgetmurdered #ssdgm

Thank you for being a cunt. Pic by #murderino Danny W. #staysexydontgetmurdered #myfavoritemurder

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Nothing says happy birthday like a book about Ted Bundy. #happybirthdaytome #murderino #staysexydontgetmurdered

oh, why not - one more of my favorite queen, anne boleyn! #besassyart #murderinomakers #tudor #staysexydontgetmurdered #tudorqueens

my most favorite of the tudor queens - huzzah for anne boleyn! #staysexydontgetmurdered #besassyart #murderinomakers #tudor #tudorqueens

the lady who really got screwed in my most favorite of murders, anne boleyn. #besassyart #murderinomakers #staysexydontgetmurdered #anneboleyn #tudor #tudorqueens #ssdgm

Today at work I ran into a woman in the bathroom who was using a knife to cut raw meat in the bathroom sink (!). We immediately called the police. You may think I should have politely asked her to leave...But if there are two things I've learned from this podcast it's : #staysexydontgetmurdered #fuckpoliteness
Thank you @myfavoritemurder you might have saved my life today!!

You better believe that we're stayin sexy!! Couldn't be more excited to see @myfavoritemurder with @hardstark and #karenkilgariff in Austin for my birthday!!! My man is way too good to me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #myfavoritemurder #murderino #staysexydontgetmurdered #bestbirthdaypresent

#GeorgiaHardstark ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Just making sure everything's ok in there, mom.... #staysexydontgetmurdered #furbaby #furderino

After our boss, in an attempt to quell all the gruesome murder/true crime talk me and my coworker love, told us to keep the true crime magazine in the bathroom lockers. So we've been cutting out pictures of serial killers and putting them around the bakery with little word bubbles like "eat local!" We thought she would notice and have us take them down. She has not noticed that the pictures are of serial killers and actually thought they were funny. Now Jeffrey Dahmer reminds me to wipe down the tables ๐Ÿ˜‚#murderinoatwork #murderino #ssdgm #myfavoritemurder #staysexydontgetmurdered

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