21 years ago this beautiful soul was brought into the world... and the world has experienced a peanut butter shortage ever since. No one could ever understand the impact you've had on my life and I miss the days when (on the rare occasion I went somewhere by myself) people would always ask "where's Kalli?" We started from the bottom (freshmen doing our first load of laundry together) and now today you're a fashion phenom and an inspiration to me. I love you even more than you love Cal Scruby, #starbucksdrakehands, grilled salmon, Chris Humphrey, Manchester Hall, Piccadilly, and Penguino. Thanks for being one of the truest friends I've ever had. Love you forever, see you in two weeks DAD!