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Wider than the door, riders are forced to squeeze through her in a single file. And no, the one inch move over didn't make a dent. #standclearofthedoors Know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #doorhogger #spacehogger #NYC #mta #subway #nycsubway #douchebaggery #newyork

Literally making people jump through hurdles. Stretching out his 7' legs AND "sleeping"; so he doesn't have to move. Don't be a douche. Know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #NYC #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

Slept with this beaut tonight as she wasn't feeling well last night.. I'm not the biggest fan of sharing a bed with little legs, so haven't slept amazingly well, but she has and that's all that matters (although this mama bear hope it's a while until next time 🙈)
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#poorlybaby #unwell #daughter #loveher #spacehogger #stucktome #allnight #lovedit but #wantmybed alone 👍 #takingcareofdaughter #bejuststrong #cuddles #bedshare #deleseng #syktbarn #sykdatter #kosbedre #sovesammen

Placing your bag on your side, instead of on your lap, and making fellow seated passengers squeeze in. Don't be a douche. Know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #NYC #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

I snuggled into daddy but wasn’t comfy enough so changed position lol 💙🐶#rocco #staffordshirebullterrier #sleepypuppy #spacehogger

Menace & Repeat Offender. While I'm holding on to the horizontal pole facing the seats, this guy elbows my back. I don't turn around giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he's just adjusting himself. Then it happens again. I turn around confused, and he aggressively says 'you're jutting out [of your space]'. I'm bewildered as I have an inch of space between my toes and those of the person sitting in front of me. Instead of saying "excuse me" first, this guy tried to shove his way to more (unwarranted) personal space. I then recognized his behavior and his face and said 'you get off at __ stop, don't you?' And he now warrilly says 'yeah...'. I go on to say 'Over a year ago, I defended you from getting beat up from someone on the train that you shoved and have regretted it ever since'. And he embarrassingly yet defensively says 'Well, thank you'. I go on to explain it in detail and jog his memory. Over a year ago he busted through the doors of a rush hour train shoving his way past another guy in front of him to try and get the last seat to no avail. The other guy then squared off with him, fist balled and was ready to fight. I played peacemaker and squashed it. But then this guy I defended and I got off at the same stop. I saw him bust through two women walking on the street, kicking their paper shopping bag in the process like a foot chase scene between cops & robbers in the movies. After I recounted this story, he shrugged his shoulders and turned around. The least I could hope for was that I got to him and he felt embarrassed enough to change his ways. Towards the end of the ride though, crowds covering my view, I here a young male scream out 'Yo! Wtf! Why are you shoving me!'. Some people should pass a special qualifier to board the train or get a good public shaming as punishment, like this one. If you see this middle-aged, white male, under 5'7, semi-stocky, with glasses and a goatee wearing a Ogio backpack, now you know. Don't be a douche. Know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #menace #bully #NYC #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

Sideways-sitting and hogging up standing room, then stretching out. Don't be a douche. Know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #NYC #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

#lazysunday Now with extra #legroom The NYC mentally, there's always room upward. If you know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #nyc #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

Border crossing. Hard to tell from this angle, but this douche blocked people from moving. #legcrosser If you know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #nyc #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

Empty baby carriage fully open during rush hour. Douche. #emptynester If you know an NYC douche? Tag em! #nycdouchebags #nycdouchebag #douche #douchebag #spacehogger #nyc #mta #subway #douchebaggery #newyork

“Hey babe, did you finish your homework yet?” “....I’ve been a bit preoccupied....” #catsofinstagram #spacehogger #childhoodpet #catnap #dontmovethecat #sundaysnuggles #lazyweekend #needtodohomework #helpme

I didn’t want the space in my bed anyway #familytime #nosleep #nospace #sleepingbaby #spacehog #spacehogger

Was trying to set up a new altar...but Meep has other ideas...
#catsofinstagram #caturday #blackcatsofinstagram #spacehogger

No more room for us 😂 #sistas #snuggletime #spacehogger @lana_del_wrecker

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