They said the bite was from something that looked like a cross between a spider and a scorpion - which is obviously a solifugid, or sun spider. They're terrifying looking, but have no venom and are harmless. I've killed tons of them in Arizona, and if you live there, it's not a "mystery insect". Don't know how long this couple has lived there. But like the meme I found this in said - meth. The mystery insect is meth.
#methbugs #sunspider #solifugid