Here it is the secret to my popularity in 3 simple photos.
You will become the hit of any party like the #hootenanny #inkniron #socalhoedown #hortonshayride #roadshowrevival or any other event where the promoter frowns on affordable beer entering the show.
Just follow these simple stashing steps.
There are also 3 equally simple rules that have to accompany the stash otherwise confiscations may occur (see 2003 Hootenanny where Security had quite the party after the show at my expense).
1. Can’t drink till they start selling!
2. Gotta drink out of an event cup!
3. Still gotta be cool about it!
There you have it the (6) step plan to beating the system and increasing your popularity at a car show! (I believe that this particular “Coyote Maneuver” was in preparation for one of the Hootenannys.)