5.22.17 - Do you like #SuperTroopers? Do you like those dudes that made Super Troopers and all of their wacky hilarious movies? Do you like fun #90s comedies about #college and #drinkingbeers? Well I only have one more question for you... Do you like #IceCream on top of your cheeseburgers? (stay with me) The point I'm trying to make, is that sometimes you can have all the right ingredients, and still end up with a plate full of shit. And that's where #PuddleCruiser comes in. Now plate of shit might be a little too harsh, but this movie isn't far from it. It's the first film from the #BrokenLizard crew, and they get an A for effort, B- maybe, but it was still a pretty big fail in my book. I think there was some potential, but the little bit that there was gets lost somewhere between the bad jokes, the terrible dialogue, the awkward non-natural conversation styles, and the giant lack of uninteresting plot. We usually love bad movies, that's our whole shtick, but this just plays out as a bland, lack luster, college comedy that is easily forgettable. It took me two days to write the review because I couldn't really think of anything to say. If you want to see where these guys got their start in film making, I guess it's worth checking out. If anything it works as a good underdog story, when compared to what was to come after. To end the review I'm just going to throw out random questions I had about the movie. Why is it called Puddle Cruiser? We watched it and I still have no idea. Where is that cheerleader that is on the poster? Not really sure, but she wasn't in the movie. I don't remember any #cheerleaders in the movie. Why was the guy named Freaky Reaky, who was supposed to be some drugged out weirdo, the best character? Cause everyone else sucked, that's why.
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