Back in 2006 i had an epiphany, I wanted to make the world go round after ma maw hid another sex change tae a giraffe called Grooseph.
I adapted a persona where I go around to people's houses joining the hipter kids partys, and they'd ask me who I was and what my deal was.
On my first encounter I would reply "Am That Guy" then some wee cunt fae Newton's Mearns laughed it me for ma face paint and called me a lesbian David Bowie, to which we would enrupt in a square go doon the streets of sauchiehall. He jumped on ma back and bit ma shoulder. I decided it was time to find myself a finisher.
I launched into the air with a karate chop coming down and the toon screamed "it's That Guy" during my finisher a dragon appeared from the sky and landed on my shoulder.
He was the Grand Master Groomio, and I was welcomed into the brotherhood. On that day I would become That Guy.
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