I was given the once in a lifetime opportunity to do something I've always dreamed of. I was offered the joyous position of being a mascot, and not just an ordinary mascot, I was none other than "The Boomer!" While it was one heck of a job, I quickly came to realize within the 40 minutes I was in there, that "Boomer" has never heard of taking a shower. Although business was boomin,' it was also very very stanky. I learned many life lessons, the most important of them all was learning what it would smell like if I refused to bathe myself for the next 5 years. Here's to all of you grand followers out there, don't take soap for granted!
#shampoo_is_for_shamYOU #showerpower #would_it_kill_you_to_wash_the_suit #DO_over_BO #Tata-folks!