You, guys, know about my "Treasure Hunt", now I need to advertise to others. I'm visiting DORIAN GRAY for tea and cucumber sandwiches.
ME: Hey Dorian, how are you, man? You look so...handsome. You know I have a "Treasure Hunt" going on right now. Why don't you join in? You can win one of my stories. It makes for a very exciting read.
DG: I only read one book.
ME: Oh yeah, I forgot you're obsessed with that book Lord Henry gave you. Is it good?
DG: It changed my life. You should read it.
ME: No, thanks. I don't want to end up like you. Hey, listen. Why don't you have a Treasure Hunt? You could offer that painting of yours. People would go crazy to have it. Where do you keep it by the way?
DG: Don't speak of it!
ME: Oh, ok. What's behind that locked door?
DG: I think you should leave now.
ME: Is that where you keep the painting?
DG: Get out!!
He looks mad now. I get up to leave but I realize that he will strike from behind if I turn my back on him so I decide to walk backwards to the door. No gentleman would strike a lady while she's staring at him. I hope. 😰
Whew!! I made it out the door safely. Join my Treasure Hunt at my site 🔝There's still time to send in your writing and I'm still around to read it. Can't say the same for DG.
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