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Hubs asked me what's for dinner. I said it was #meatlessmonday then showed him this plate and said #dinnerlessmonday 🀣 the smell of food is 🀒#shittywife #mommyfail #idgaf

When you are cleaning your desk and you think you found the card you bought your traveling Salesman spouse for Valentines Day...and then you realize it's his Christmas card you couldn't find.
#shittywife #idolovehim #tryingharder

For our four year "fruit" anniversary, John gave me an apple tree!! I'm so stupid, I thought we'd just be eating fruit for dessert. Apples next year!?! #tree #weddinganniversary #fruityear #fruitgift #fruittree #landscaping #McMahonsion #shittywife

Our Son loves making his eggs....he still not listening to me buddy loves making his eggs. And I still feel like a shitty wife. #thai #pdx #parentswithdisabilities #shittywife

Oh, hey. This is how you look like, when you're getting married in 10 days and haven't even figured out what to eat tonight. Someone, please send a grownup. #shittywife #marriage #bride #happywife #failedgrownup #mrs #chaosqueen #wedding #whatsfordinner #helpwanted

Some asshole decided to take 2 of my all time favorite musicians and have them headline a festival the night of my high school reunion. Seriously, the one night of the year I already have plans??? Are you kidding me??? What do I do?? JT or Cougars? Eddie or the Hooch? Orgasms all night or the class if 1997. Ugh.....#theshittyhousewife #housewifegoals #houswifeblues #housewifelife #housewife #shittywife #badwife #wife #wifey #wifegoals #wifeskills #wifeblog #wifeblogger #blog #blogger #bloggermom #bloggermommy #blogwriter #mom #mommy #momlife #mommyblog #mommyblogger #momofthree #oshit #justintimberlake #eddievedder

I'm a horrible wife. I make the good stuff when he's not home! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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For our four year "fruit" anniversary, John gave me an apple tree!! I'm so stupid, I thought we'd just be eating fruit for dessert. Apples next year!?! #tree #weddinganniversary #fruityear #fruitgift #fruittree #landscaping #McMahonsion #shittywife

Oh, hey. This is how you look like, when you're getting married in 10 days and haven't even figured out what to eat tonight. Someone, please send a grownup. #shittywife #marriage #bride #happywife #failedgrownup #mrs #chaosqueen #wedding #whatsfordinner #helpwanted

Our Son loves making his eggs....he still not listening to me buddy loves making his eggs. And I still feel like a shitty wife. #thai #pdx #parentswithdisabilities #shittywife

Hubs asked me what's for dinner. I said it was #meatlessmonday then showed him this plate and said #dinnerlessmonday 🀣 the smell of food is 🀒#shittywife #mommyfail #idgaf

so yeah, i'm back. after a week of stress and other fufu lame shits. i'm back. schools's about to start this june 19 so yea.
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