When Harry met a Cretin..... A long time ago in a kingdom far away, a cret laid her eyes upon a Prince, the words of Jonah Takalua echoing in her mind, ‘But sir! He’s a ranger’. Yet despite the cries of Jonah, their love blossomed like a solitary red sunflower in the fields of wheat, as Theresa May rebelliously frolicked by. These two are set to light the world on fire. As Bishop Curry, the OG himself reverently exulted ‘There was no Bronze Age without fire, no Iron Age without fire, no Industrial Revolution without fire. The advances of science and technology are greatly dependent on the human ability and capacity to take fire to use it for human good’. The Cretchess of Sussex has arrived and she will be putting her fire to use for the greater good.