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Let's just say I wasn't too thrilled about this ledge #doubleblackdiamond #shitballs

Demi's official '17 ig post πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ˜Œ #2017 #nothingchanged #shitballs #✌🏾️

β€’ So, the Hubby's gone back to work & I'm left to fend for myself againnnn #shitballs I've realised that Ben actually does a hell of a lot for me & while he's away I'm super lazy & forget to eat right (#ohtheshame #badwife) BOOM no more lazy eating- I've pre packaged two weeks worth of spinach, peach, banana, berries to mix up into healthy morning smoothies! No more excuses, catchya lazy bones! Now to just work on eating during the day πŸ™ˆπŸ˜³πŸ™„β€’

I can't believe this actually happen to such an awesome guy like me lmao #FML #SHITBALLS #MAD

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I searched for "adult coloring book" and the first thing Amazon suggested to me was the Release Your Anger swear words coloring book. You tryin' to f@#*ing tell me something, Amazon?!?!! πŸ˜‚ Anyway, obviously bought it and am obsessed. I put a link in my bio to it for any fellow foul-mouthed Type As trying to get on board with this trendy adult coloring thing. #shitballs πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸŽ¨πŸŽ¨πŸ’†πŸ»

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Holy #shitballs guys!!!!!
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My #baby just slept 13.5 hours straight without a bottle! 😲🍼For the last few months, she's been bipolar with bottletime in the wee hours of the night. So to have THIS happen. . .πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ I freaking love these #parentwins, man!
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I already finished all of the #morningchores πŸ‘ŒAND #showered🚿 Today was already awesome cause it's #yogaclass day at the gym, but now it's FREAKING GREAT!
#shockedmamma #ooberhappy #icanteven #proudmommy #ppdawareness #barenakedface #itsanaturalday #nomakeup #socarefreefeeling #theseareafewofmyfavoritethings

Let's just say I wasn't too thrilled about this ledge #doubleblackdiamond #shitballs

My dad just had knee surgery #shitballs #kneesurgery #mydadsold

Note to self... DON'T DO DIY FACEMASKS... My face is red and burns like shit balls... #diyfacemask#emo#DONTDO#facemask#face#burns#red#killme#itburns#taken#thatsparker#intheback#hesmine#js#shitballs#thishurts#bye

Noooooo!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩 #howthefookdidthathappen #shitballs #fml #wastenotwantnot #goddammit

When you have to call in sick because this child you made isn't sleepingggg 😩😴😁 #kidsarefun #teethingisgreat #goodtimes #imdying #notanightperson #shitballs #ifeeldrunk