Alright so after an entire week of preparing for my heartbreak and inevitable doom I've finally accepted that Haneul will eventually be eliminated cause voters don't even know how to spell talent nowadays.
I've risen once again to let the world know that that is perfectly ok because utilizing the 16 years of bullshit common core education that I have been getting and street knowledge, I have devised the perfect plan that'll allow me to see my baby again.
So the Kara Step performance is probably the best shit I've seen since that one Curious George episode when the fucking monkey let cows into his apartment. It has been rumored that Haneul, Tasha, and ShinSia have already been eliminated because their Instagram accounts have been reactived. Judging from this trend, soon enough Sian will be joining them unless she pulls more sexy shit and rises to number one.
This being said, I will personally swim across the Yangze river which is connected to the Pacific Ocean which is also connected to the drain in my bathtub, i will somehow end up in North Korea. I will ride a camel to the south and there I will open up my company.
I will revert the rest of my college tuition and the .14 cents that financial aid has given me and purchase an office to debut my four girls. Don't ask me how much in debt I'll be because every night once the girls leave I'll probably be fighting the stray cats behind the building for thrown away food and Shit.
I'm gonna debut the girls under the group name RAD which is an acronym for Ran Away Daddy, since the group is supposed to represent Tasha as the mother and the three kids born in 1999 as her children who long for a father but he has already chosen to run away to America cause we have In and Out burger over here.
Here's the positions check em out yourself.
Tasha - leader, mother, speaks like 16 languages, hoardes coupons, still uses a pager
Shinsia- main vocal, takes most pictures with her eyes closed, plans on going blonde again
Sian-visual, rice tank, height representative, insane digestive system
Haneul-2m55cm, main rapper, main dancer, main vocal, main floor grinder, main fashionista, main glasses wearer