heading to the doctors at 7 am like "yeah. maybe ive been passing kidney stones and not telling you. yeah, maybe my ulcer medication is making me lose the will to live. YEAH. MAYBE IVE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE WHEN YOU SAID I HAVE TO BE OFF IT FOR 12 WEEKS. BUT GUESS WHUT. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. I WILL PUT MY HANDS UP - AND SURRENDER." my doctor didn't think i was funny.
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