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In-seine in the membrane #seining #shamefulpuns @billionoyster

Tell them you're a keeper this valentines weekend #shamefulpuns

An egg-cellent day at @thinkjam towers! 🍫🐣🍫🐣 #hadto #shamefulpuns

Bull-lieve us, it doesn't get much cuter than this print #shamefulpuns #welovebullprinttho #ootd #shophouseofsage

Make 'shroom for this Fun-gi πŸ•ΊπŸ„
#sundayfunday #hike #hawaii #nature #thesmallthings #shamefulpuns @dalocalguy made me do it

An egg-celent breakfast #shamefulpuns

Sometimes "mothering" yourself works, sometimes not, just like mothering anything -you give it what you got. Lame opportunity for a rhyme-CHECK! So I gave myself some cut-out pink lady hearts on purple (WOW- it's really purple,) wheat toast pieces. The dandelion greens were massive and bitter, like the way any plant would act if they were constantly referred to as a "BITTER green," you know it's not very nice to call a plant who gifts us with springs' happiest yellow sign of regrowth such a negative reputation. So I mashed-up, curried-up some chickpeas, added raisins, (because-duh, flavor profile and food snobbery is at bullying levels on social media these days,) and then put them in my in-laws wedding china and they are going to be gently tucked into these not bitter, not resentful green beauties. Dandelion greens want the world to know they too can be whimsy and used in a "lettuce wrap" type recipe/dish. It is a deconstructed reunion of sorts- color wise at least. But I ran out of time trying to form the chickpeas into the flowering part of the plant. So it's a culinary gift up for grabs, go for it! I promise to not get bitter. #dandelion#springrolls#shamefulpuns#veganfoodshare#vegansofig#mothering#getittogether πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

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In-seine in the membrane #seining #shamefulpuns @billionoyster

Make 'shroom for this Fun-gi πŸ•ΊπŸ„
#sundayfunday #hike #hawaii #nature #thesmallthings #shamefulpuns @dalocalguy made me do it

Bull-lieve us, it doesn't get much cuter than this print #shamefulpuns #welovebullprinttho #ootd #shophouseofsage

Stanley Cup-cakes. #puns #shamefulpuns

Sometimes "mothering" yourself works, sometimes not, just like mothering anything -you give it what you got. Lame opportunity for a rhyme-CHECK! So I gave myself some cut-out pink lady hearts on purple (WOW- it's really purple,) wheat toast pieces. The dandelion greens were massive and bitter, like the way any plant would act if they were constantly referred to as a "BITTER green," you know it's not very nice to call a plant who gifts us with springs' happiest yellow sign of regrowth such a negative reputation. So I mashed-up, curried-up some chickpeas, added raisins, (because-duh, flavor profile and food snobbery is at bullying levels on social media these days,) and then put them in my in-laws wedding china and they are going to be gently tucked into these not bitter, not resentful green beauties. Dandelion greens want the world to know they too can be whimsy and used in a "lettuce wrap" type recipe/dish. It is a deconstructed reunion of sorts- color wise at least. But I ran out of time trying to form the chickpeas into the flowering part of the plant. So it's a culinary gift up for grabs, go for it! I promise to not get bitter. #dandelion#springrolls#shamefulpuns#veganfoodshare#vegansofig#mothering#getittogether πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

An egg-cellent day at @thinkjam towers! 🍫🐣🍫🐣 #hadto #shamefulpuns

Tell them you're a keeper this valentines weekend #shamefulpuns

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